So I got this quiz from my homey Charles, I guess the results fit.
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: Yo.
He will say: Get out.
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 37%
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Girls of course. And your mom! - - - -
You are beer! People call you "chill".
You are laid-back, carefree mostly, and LOVE to
have a good time. Although at times you can be
bitter in your words and actions, you can also
be overly loving and flirtatious.Party on!
After all...that is what it's all about for you
right?
********WHAT DRINK ARE YOU??????*********(cmon i know you wanna know) ;)
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
I'm actually deaf dumb and blind in one ear and therefore cannot hear music. Only dog barks and nails on a chalkboard. Take the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?
Slash
You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.
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Movies are great. Sometimes. Most of the time they're crap. Like most of what "Hollywood" is churning out and calling "classics" and "blockbusters". I bet if I filmed myself taking a dump, and then zoomed in close on the turd, put some high dollar special effects to it, faked some fat movie critics "rave" review and spent billions on advertising, it would be a smash hit and considered "artistic" and "out of the box", a "new take" on film making... That's it, I'm making a movie. Presented in Smell-o-Vision!
Is that the box thingy with glass and dials and turny-button-things on it? Yeah, I watch scrambled porn.
I read the Encyclopedia. But not that Encyclopedia Britannica crap, it's so pretentious and "fact-finding", pure horse-rubbish I tell ya! No, only Beavis and Butthead's En"suck"lopedia will serve my purposes.
Walter Cronkite and the inventor of subliminal messages.