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Meatmallet Studios

Bang, Zoom. To the moon Alice.

About Me

Malcontent.

My Interests

I like doing art. It gives me tingles in my dark, fleshy places. I play bass guitar for hard rocking GARY84. I like coffee. I like small dogs. Filthy limericks.

I'd like to meet:

Other Malcontents.If you send a friend request and don't include an email at least explaining why we should be friends, not only will you not get on my friends list but you will be added to my enemies list. That is somewhere you don't want to be.

Music:

Something loud and fast. Something that makes me want to dance and skip and sing. Something where the singer doesn't tell me how to live. I've seen how musicians live and it isn't pretty.

Movies:

Anything with Bud Cort fighting Nazis. That's for me!

Television:

The Amateur Surgery Network is great.

Books:

Words are the devil's plaything.

Heroes:

H. R. Puffenstuff

My Blog

Groovie Ghoulies R.I.P.

Sad, sad, sad...
Posted by Meatmallet Studios on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

Quit smoking...

What was I thinking? This is horrible. It's been over three weeks and I'm still yelling at things. I did change my myspace status to "non-smoker" so I guess it's pretty fucking official.I'm going t...
Posted by Meatmallet Studios on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

Now, with High-Tech Wizardry!

1984- My first public hair. 1985- My voice changed. 1987- First experiments with a mustache. 2005- I have a website. Manly? Yes, I am. If you think you can handle what I can dish out stop on do...
Posted by Meatmallet Studios on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:53:00 PST

Where'd all the old crap go?

I'm a brand new baby boy, fresh from the womb! Hooray. I quit my job. I don't have a new one. I am, what the smart people would call, irresponsible. Now that I am new and fresh and clean and lemo...
Posted by Meatmallet Studios on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:39:00 PST