Free Myspace CursorsThank you all - you may be seated. Many of you may already know our royal self from our days starring in the smash hit reality television show, 'Masters of the Universe.' Some of you may have wondered what has become of our majesterial self since those salad days of yesteryear. Ah, we remember them well (please feel free to peruse the snapshots in our handy pictures section, if you will). Alas, all has not gone as one might have wished. Sadly, in recent times our Captain of the Guard, Teela, and her father - Duncan - our man-at-arms, have risen up against our reign in a disloyal and unrighteous coup. We are sad to say that our royal spouse, Marlena, sided with the upstart faction and, one hears, she has taken up brazenly in the bosom of Duncan. What the world is coming to, we do not know. Most tragically of all, in the failed but valiant defense of our rightful claim to the throne of Eternos, we lost our dear friends and legendary warriors Clamp Champ and Buzzoff. Surely the hallowed halls of Greyskull will resound with the great names of these fine heroes for all of time. Although we no longer reign from upon the throne of Eternos, our royal life has been spared and we now live under house arrest in the palace we once called our own. The quarters now provided for us are, admittedly, not as fine as those we were once accostomed to - however, they are, one supposes, better than the dungeon or the gibbet. We believe our current quarters once belonged to Orko - the former court jester and current Secretary of Defense - for the bed we now sleep upon resembles a rather large purple hand. We must attest that we are cared for well enough, one supposes, being provided with three square meals a day, 20 minutes of fresh air in the palace courtyard, and regularly scheduled time in the gym. Given our current status, one has considered it prudent to keep oneself busy, rather than grow complacent - thus we have decided to publish our memoirs, for the edification of all, and to dabble in the advice dispensing business. Thus, we hope that this marvelous webpage will provide the launching point for what we anticipate shall be a new era of one's life - as memoirist extraordinaire and royal advice giver to the people of myspace.
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