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Steve

I've got monkeys in me!

About Me

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HotFreeLayoutsI'm pretty much a laid back , easy going guy, shy when you first meet me, but that quickly changes. I'm never one to judge a book by it's cover, and like variety in everything I do. I'll always try something once before I dislike it and make fun of you for liking it. I tend to be sarcastic, in a good way, and I enjoy making people laugh( it makes me feel warm and fuzzy). I'm never picky about what I want to do, almost to a fault. When deciding what to do, it almost always degenerates into " I don't care, pick something."

My Interests

I have numerous, varied interests. I enjoy playing paintball, going hiking and rock climbing, playing video games, reading, I write short stories and nausea-inducing poetry, and occasionally I just like to veg out and watch tv. I always enjoy hanging out with my friends, especially the other two musketeers.

I'd like to meet:

People, in general. Just like in almost every other facet of my life, I'll talk to whoever about whatever whenever they want, I'm not too picky. The only thing that irritates me is complaining. Whiners are the only type of people I can't tolerate, including bed-wetters and sociopathic killers.

Music:

There's not much music I don't like, so I'm not going to waste your time and mine by typing out all the bands, or even types of music, that I enjoy. chances are if you mention it, I like it, or if I don't like it, I'll let you try to change my mind. Any one who mentions Celine Dion will be shot on sight.

Movies:

This is a lot easier to classify than music, so I'll get as specific as possible. My favorite genre of movie is horror, followed closely by comedy and action. Anything with a mind-fuck for an ending is quality, and the only type of movie that I don't like are dry old documentaries narrated by hundred year old british guys. And yes, that includes romantic comedies, there's one or two of those I like.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, The Chapelle show, and The Family Guy pretty much sums up my television viewing.

Books:

I love to read, and most of what I read is horror. I've read every Stephen King book, and he is by far my favorite author. Lovecraft and Poe are good too. In other genres I'm much more random about who or what I read. Psychological books I also enjoy, and have actually read a few non-fiction psych books for pleasure. There's a buttload more that I like, but I hear the audience snoring, so I'll spare the rest. If you get curious, ask.

My Blog

My new Girl

Ah, bad poetry, composed while bored at work. The height of literary expression! Sometimes in this world I sit and I stare At happy couples who live Without any care Next to each other Throug...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken Rollerskating

We all went to rollerskating rinks as kids. I'm sure you remember how much fun you had, skating easily around on the hardwood floor, talking with your friends and flirting. " Rollerskating was so much...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A nice guy's guide to getting girls

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!You think you're gonna get a girl? And you're a nice guy? Let me reiterate. Hahahahahahahahahahaha....Ok, that was fun. Seriously though, you're just screwed. Nobody wants a n...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST