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About Me

To the best of my knowledge I guess that I am fresh.
My name is Kevin. Here are some key events from my life:

When I was in 1st grade I wrote a letter to an astronaut. He wrote me back and included an autographed picture.

When I was in 2nd grade a substitute teacher punished me for having a messy desk by making me stand silently in the wastebasket in front of the whole class for 10 minutes.

When I was in 3rd grade I got to be in the newspaper.

When I was in 10th grade my "gifted" status was officially rescinded by the school district.

When I was in college I got to be in the newspaper again.

For more info RE: Me, please visit: www.kevtav.net

My Interests

writing, sequential art (comics), film, animation, stand up comedy.Visit www.kevtav.net for samples.
Secondary Interests: The Philadelphia Experiment, MK-Ultra, Project Paperclip, Hoaxes, The Chowchilla School Bus Hijacking.
I'm also interested in this thing that happened in Erie PA a few years ago where somebody ordered a pizza and then attached a bomb-collar to the delivery guy's neck and made him rob a bank and then the bomb went off and the guy's head exploded before anyone could get to the bottom of it.
Also, Nanobots, Neighborhood animals, the Natasha Demkina controversy.

I'd like to meet:

Her.

Movies:

Matilda, The Host, Three O'Clock High, House of Fury, Millions, The Incredibles, Shoot the Piano Player, Spirited Away, The Desperate Hours, Brother, Putney Swope, Night of the Hunter, Clockers, Unbreakable, Rushmore, The Warriors, City of Violence, Bottle Rocket, North by Northwest, Battle Royale

Television:

Leave it to Beaver, The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Books:

The Bible, "Mere Christianity" by C.S. Lewis, anything by Flannery O'Connor, anything by Raymond Chandler, almost anything by Franz Kafka, "The Screwtape Letters" by C.S. Lewis, "Gladiator" by Philip Wylie, "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson, "Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth" by Chris Ware, "Hey, Wait..." by Jason, anything by Charles Schulz.
Comics such as Acme Novelty Library, The Ultimates, Human Target, Runaways, Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man, Invincible, The Walking Dead, Young Avengers, New Avengers, Mighty Avengers, Optic Nerve, Stray Bullets, 100 Bullets,The Bulleteer, bullet-related comics in general, She-Hulk, Marvel Team-Up, Hard Time, and a bunch more.

Heroes:

"But now I won't have anything to do...except for to smack my head off of every piece of furniture in the store!"

My Blog

My comic, "MEANWHILE..."

I've been writing a comic called "MEANWHILE..." for the past year and just started to attempt the artwork. Anyway, here's a preview/one-sheet with a very basic version of the plot. Comments, criticism...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

The Danger of the Startling Lost Treasure Map of Silverlake!

"The Danger of the Startling Lost Treasure Map of Silverlake!" an exciting story by Kevin Tavolaro Yesterday my one friend came over, and he said that there was this skeleton, and...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hollywood Big Shot

Hollywood Big Shot I've been trying to sell one of my screenplays(Extreme Adventures in Exotic Excellence, which is mad awesome), but I don't really know how to go about it. I started to read a b...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Superman Returns Sure Wasn't Fun to Watch

I just saw some kind of Superman movie and here is what I have to say about it: I guess this movie is a fitting tribute to the first Superman film, as it is just as crummy as the original.After an o...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST

Television Roundup!

I just found this thing I wrote in September but never got around to posting. At the time I guess I thought it was hilarious to call the TV shows by erroneous names. And I stand by that. Anyway, h...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:27:00 PST

Did you know these amazing facts? Huh?

My name is Kevin. If youre like me, you enjoy learning interesting facts.Here is a list of some fun facts I compiled that you may not know:1. Did you know that, while many people believe that a bee d...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how well do you know me?

I copied this from a friend's page. Copy and paste in your reply.... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you talk to me a lot? 5. Am i fun to talk ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"On fax machines"

(I was reading this thing about writing exercises, and one of them was to write something starting with the following line: "The fax machine whirred into action, sending the&" So, here it is&.) The...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"On Dinosaurs..."

A lot of guys eventually headed out to Dinosaur Island, trying to do their part by pitching in and helping to fight the dinosaurs. At first, they usually went in groups: construction workers, stunt me...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST