Rockabilly music and greasy boys, classic cars, The Simpsons, my fabulous and handsome dog Tex Williams, bugs, sniffing dill pickles, shopping for vintage dresses, watching ants swarm, reading old pulp novels, Bing Crosby, thinking about tattoos I want to get when I have the money, Captain Fantastic - the world's cutest cat, finding new movies that make me feel icky, pin-up art, classic print porn, tiki culture, polynesian culture esp. Maori, New Zealand.
Lame people who suck. This may or may not include you. Anyone willing to try a butter and mustard sandwich without making a face when I suggest it (I love you Fredo!!!). Martha Stewart so I can kick her really hard in the shins.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
The Amazing Royal Crowns, Wayne Hancock, Clutch, AC/DC, Bing Crosby, Little Willie John, Old 97's, The Reverend Horton Heat, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Speedy West and Jimmy Bryant, Yma Sumac, Zen Guerrilla, Big Barn Combo, Rancid, Cave Catt Sammy, Frantic Flattops, Johnny Dilks, Tex Williams, Bob Wills, Slim Whitman, Sons of the Pioneers, Martin Denny, The Aquabats, Beastie Boys, Big Sandy!, Zeke, Speedealer
Any Bing Crosby or Fred Astaire, Natural Born Killers, Summer School, City of Lost Children, Amelie, Valley Girl, After Hours, Beat Girl, Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill and any Russ Meyer, Fight Club, Swingers, Pitch Black, Buckaroo Bonzai, Cry Baby, any Sean Connery or Roger Moore James Bond, On Her Majesties Secret Service, any Ed Wood, The Girl Can't Help It, Goodfellas, The Star Wars trilogy, Godfather I and II, Once Upon A Time in the West, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, The Seventh Seal, any David Lynch esp. Lost Highway, True Romance.
The Simpsons, Animal Cops, Cops, King of the Hill, That 70's Show, classics like Star Trek, CHiPs, The Hulk, The Six-Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, Gizzly Adams, B.J. and the Bear (can you get finer entertainment than Greg Evigan and a chimpanzee?), and Knight Rider, I really miss The Tick in both animated and live forms, Futurama, and The Family Guy
Any Stephen King, Orson Scott Card, or Kurt Vonnegut. Old Pulp novels and gossip rags, David Sedaris, Frog and Toad, Calvin and Hobbes