Puffins. Stedman Graham. Comedy. My Family. Mac and Cheese. Improv. The Gaia Hypothesis. Dogs. Coffee. Uninterrupted Sleep. Chicago. House Cat-Style Living. Vitamin Water. Nice Teeth. Free Wireless. Having Harry Potter Read to Me.
Romain Duris. Jason Bateman. Jay Johnston*. Michael Barrett. Amy Sedaris. Parker Posey. Al Gore. Mark Grace. Douglas Coupland. Stedman Graham. Ryan Theriot. Michelle Obama.*I met Jay - he came into the theater I work at. He had really yellow smoker's teeth. I realize this means that I will now meet everyone listed above, and they will all have something about them that annoys me. Like, Jason Bateman will be a loud chewer. Or Michael Barrett will really love his wife.
Your local band.
Currently writing script for Juwanna Man II: Juwannanother Man?
I like to get Lost on a Mystery Island. I also enjoy Arrested Development, The Office, Parlaiment Smackdown on C-Span, Airline, The Daily Show, Six Feet Under, Project Runway, The Sopranos, and the Simpsons. Oh, and 24.
Douglas Coupland, Nabokov, Sedaris, Joseph Campbell, R.D. Laing, Charles Baxter, Raymond Carver, Chuck Klosterman, Andre Dubus, Bukowski, Sarah Vowell, Vonnegut, The Diggenest Dog, To Kill a Mockingbird, Blindness, The Mouse and the Motorcycle, Bunnicula, and anything by Ann M. Martin.
My Parents, Mickey and Lou, have been retired from their civi-jobs for a while now, and are now Full-Time Heroes. My grandmother, who taught me how to read. And my Aunt Mary who really is a saint. That broad was a nun, you guys. Kurt Vonnegut is pretty high up there. Parker Posey. Amy Sedaris. Three-legged Animals. Oh, and my cat doesn't know this, but everytime he is about to throw up on the rug and for some reason moves over slightly to throw up on the tile floor instead he is a fucking hero.