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Lara

Living Life's Lessons...

About Me

"Dear diary, why am I soooo awsome!"... I don't know, I have my good times and bad. I can be funny, fun, silly, witty, stubborn, emotional, unemotional, smart, and stupid. I can be moody or sympathetic to your mood. I guess I am somthing different for different people.

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My Interests

My friends! Appreciating all of thier unique and gorgeous qualities!... And working out! "Yeah!"

I'd like to meet:

Dicks! "Pussies don't like dicks. Because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes there way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick... with some balls!The problem with dicks, is that someimes they fuck too much, or when it isn't appropriate... And it takes a pussy to show them that... But sometimes! Pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves! Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world... But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole!... We are all gonna have our dicks, and our pussies... All... Covered... In.... Shit!"

Music:

Tunes that get my ass shakin, my heart thumpin, or my soul singing!

Movies:

Action, comedy, and old black and whites! I do also endulge in dance movies. And my guilty pleasures are mindless Teenie Bopper Movies. "Top That!"

Television:

Who has the time. My tv is usually on the MTV Hits loop!

Books:

ADD strikes at will! "I just wanna read!"

Heroes:

People with the strength to laugh at life after they have experienced true pain .... If you're gonna run with the big dogs, you can't pee like a puppy!