Maura

When I was born my mother had a chart done for me. You know- one of those astrological destiny charts. Well, when the lady was finished she told my mother that my life was going to go one of two ways: I was either going to be a saint- like Mother Teresa or something, or I was going to sink into the depths of moral degradation. I'm not quite sure how it's all going to turn out just yet, but I sure would hate to disappoint...