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Mark

smash the fucking levels

About Me

i provide mediocore sex to underage white girls in and on top of dumpsters. My turn-offs include: underwear and justice TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP AND A FROG. .. Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup" on FunnyOrDie.com ..My aim is AssManMadGangstamy msn is meltyourvibrator82 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayNdjFyk1c

My Interests

smashing the fucking levels, epileptic discos, shredding on a 6 string, records, fat chicks, war movies, kung fu movies, fudge dragons, shootin out mooky sticks, smokin weed, drinking alcohol, shows, screen printing, mullets, going places, doing stuff, blasting dookies, DIY tattoos, drinking the hurricance, smokin stangs and sweatin all the bitches in biker shorts.

I'd like to meet:


MyHotComments punx, skins and the like. transexuals, dookie blasters, cretins, anyone who can stand on an erupting volcano while lightning strikes the guitar they're shredding on while abusing the elderly, loose women with a fear of clothing, shut ins, drunk bastards, the original 90's live action teenage mutant ninja turtles and you if you don't suck.

Music:

discharge, broken bones, ABH, defects, crucifix, kaaos, protesti, blitz, funeral dress,appendix, gbh, minor threat, filth, black flag, excrementory grindfuckers, nausea, a global threat,tom and boot boys, discocks, disclose, circle jerks, adolescents, adicts,bob marley, riistetyt, doom, disarm, mortar blast, the partisans, johnny cash, conflict, crass, chaotic dischord, english dogs, iron maiden, judas priest, fleas and lice, tampere s.s., anti cimex, doom, the varukers, the skeptix

Movies:

the warriors, life aquatic, rock n roll swindle, toxic avenger, big black booty bitches #s 4,5, and 11. clockwork orange, suburbia, mad max/road warrior, bill and ted;ss excellecnt advenrture and bogus journey, army of darkness, escape from new york, dead presidents, unleashed,twin dragon, hamburger hill, ichi the killer, junk, street trash, class of nuke 'em high, redneck zombies, beverly hills cop, dodgeball, boogie nights, private parts,

Television:

if i ever watch tv im probably watching this crap: aqua teen, colbert report, daily show, family guy, futurama, pee wee's playhouse, ed edd and eddy,looney tunes, the wire, law and order, seinfeild, always sunny in philadelphia, walker texas ranger, chuck norris' karate commando, hulk hogan's rock 'n' wrestilng, rolling thunder, baywatch, knight rider, the a-team

Books:

tuesdays with morrie, pet cemetary, the really hot chick who was italian or maybe some kind of spanish, war and peace

Heroes:

Norris Super-plex!!!!!

My Blog

the camera loves me

so this guy in the lower east side  got me and stevie hammered off of african rum out of this bottle that looked like an emmy award trophy or some jive ass shit, in exchange for taking a bun...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

new york

..> ..TR height="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on" width="100%"> i’ve been in nyc mostly getting drunk every day for the last month or so, living a bum’s dream. new york city is a blast!!! not...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:26:00 PST

i am smart, sweeeeet.

chop that up and put it in your cheerios, bitch.
Posted by Mark on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

taking a life or two

40 ounce in my lap and its freezin my balls
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST