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About Me

I'm Zoe. I'm viciously cynical. Screw your pretentious art. I make my own.
I invite you to see beyond the way I dress myself and how I do my hair. I'm not your everyday two-dimensional cookie cutter punkette. I've got three dimensions, if you care. If you're too young and dumb or too socially maladjusted to see me for who I am, I don't think we'll make good friends, so you probably shouldn't waste your time. A heads up: Boring punk rock dribble bands, or 'no-future' kids with spikey hair who scream "OI!" on the street, please don't add me as a friend. I doubt we have anything in common.
I'd like to say that I'm not an elitist, so don't mistake this little blurb for elitism.
Actually... fuck that. Yes, I DO think I'm better than you. Suck it.
I'm tired of this teenage scene and I'm not up for competing for hardcore points. I don't fight, I don't kill cops, and I don't use the word "respect" while dissing people who don't worship me. I am sick of meeting boys with gang mentality who think that people should kiss their steel-toed boots at every given opportunity. I am sick of meeting girls who determine their social status by the boys they hang out with. Hopefully soon I will leave New York City soon and start something new. I haven't given up all hope for New York yet though, so feel free to add me if you think I'm neat.
We Own the Tyra Banks Show
I really don't give a shit about your "body mods", you needn't make a list of them for me like that's some sort of relevant table of data. They don't make you seem any cooler. I ain't got no tattoos, and I'm proud. Unlike so many users of MySpace, I don't need dozens of picture comments every day to keep me feeling pretty. If you're looking for a friend to PC4PC COMMENT UR PIX.... that ain't me. sorry.
my aim is kamikuntzi
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I DO BAND ART
& TATTOO DESIGNS

Before you ask me to do anything for you, consider this. (Whether it be a simple band logo, or some ridiculous ink you'll wear on your forehead for the rest of your life) I don't waste my time drawing anything that I'll only get paid ten bucks for. If you commission something from me, expect it to be somewhat pricey. I don't sit around and draw pictures for people because I don't have anything better to do... believe me, I'd rather be out partying than drawing weed leaves all over your jam band's logo. I do this because I need money, just like everyone else. With that in mind, don't hesitate to ask me for anything you want me to draw for you.
If your band wants me to do art for them, MESSAGE ME, don't ADD ME!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Already met him.

A street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, more RICH PUNK$ (metaphorically, not literally), colorful youth, Ralph Steadman, and other straight girls with dykey haircuts.

Who I'd NOT like to meet:


Kids who think they need to be illiterate, fail out of school and eat their own vomit to be punk rock. Kids who downloads shitty old bands from god knows what country off of SoulSeek and pretend to like to them for hardcore points. Punxxx that act and look just like every other mohawk-sporting half-retarded glue-huffing unoriginal disco-ball-jacketed weirdo. Teenagers who rue the day they were born because they're upset that they weren't conceived in the '70s. Live for today, not 30 years ago. This goes without saying, but no kids looking to expand their endless repertoire of Myspace friends. Grow up! If you fit into any aforementioned categories, DONT WASTE MY TIME.

My Blog

Some people will never learn

"Punks" vs. Punk Rock When I was younger, I was really into the whole "punk" thing because I thought it made me an individual. No one else knew what it was, and it was mine alone. I loved the looks...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:57:00 GMT

A story for the shameless summer squatters.

"Spare any change, kind sir?"    Gunner's voice went unnoticed as his victim, a khaki-wearing guy probably from Mississippi, flip-flopped past him, distracted by the tourist attrac...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:42:00 GMT

Sarah Palin

Zoe Burke                   Ms. Kay's Creative Writing Class                ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:39:00 GMT

Racism can work every which way.

So.. today, I had the pleasure of witnessing two events that made me question the state of humanity.The first occured on the subway as I was coming home from school. The downtown 1 train starts around...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:25:00 GMT

a revelation or two.

do you ever get that feeling that you're missing out on something? that being a teenager isnt all it was cracked up to be? like you're waiting for some vital lesson that you're required to learn to re...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:28:00 GMT

I wrote this in 8th grade.

Yes, i would like some tea, but you should know I only drink my tea with dried penises of 4-year-old boys whose parents never loved them, so they called up the man named Vincent with the bright green ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:38:00 GMT

YOU!

Yes, you.Who the fuck do you think you are? Hiding behind a wall of your own pseudo-creativity.. originality, rebellion against the status quo, the revolution, these things mean so much to you yet you...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:23:00 GMT