Drink, Feck, Arse, Girls, Biscuits
Cary Elwes (hands up who knows who that is? You win!), Simon Pegg, Julian Barrat (done it, stroked his beard, kissed his hand), Noel Fielding, Gambit from the X-men, Eddie Izzard (done it, stole the last of his bottle of wine, gave it to my best friend, she still has it as far as I know), Nigel Planer, Nicholas Craig, Jebus, Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Skin, Evelyn Waugh, Daphne Du Maurier, Tori Amos, Rachel Derek Price.....oh no wait..., that girl off a couple of those PC World ads - she looks amazing.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."
You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?
Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Basement Jaxx, Skin/Skunk Anansie, Sondheim, Ben Folds- with or without his Five, The Killers, The Automatic, Snow Patrol, The Flaming Lipses, The Feeling, OK Go, Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald, Kanye West, Belle and Sebastian, Flanders and Swann, and that Crazy Wino Amy Winehouse to name but a few.
Hot Fuzz (highly recommended), The Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Showgirls, Team America World Police, Monsters Inc, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Labyrinth (woaah, plastic!), Battle Royale, The Producers (old and new), The Running Man (Sub-Zero, now plain zero), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Fern Gully, Death Becomes Her, Baron Munchausen, Big Lebowski, Three Amigos, Ed Wood, the original Wicker Man, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Seven, Sin City, Zoolander, Spaceballs, True Lies, Hudson Hawk and Galaxy Quest, though not neccessarily in that order
Spaced, The Mighty Boosh, Futurama, Family Guy, America's Next Top Model, Life on Mars, The Day Today/Brass Eye, Episode 2 Series 11 of Holby City, any form of property porn eg To Buy or Not to Buy and location Location Location
Rebecca, Brideshead Revisited, Fahrenheit 451, The God of Small Things, The Accidental, Persuasion, Martin Chuzzlewit, Jude the Obscure, Trev and Simon's Stupid Book, Charlie And The Maroon Capes.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alix
Birthday: September 10th
Birthplace: Lewisham
Current Location: Sofa
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Currently dark brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right for I am not some kind of sinister witch like my mum and boyfriend
Your Heritage: half Scottish, part Moroccan apparently, fancy that eh!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pink sparkly Buffalo trainers. Oh God, was I a Spice Girl in a past life?
Your Weakness: Shoes funnily enough
Your Fears: Dragons (this is another word for spiders, I'm actually frightened of the word itself)
Your Perfect Pizza: Diavola or equivalent
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Earn enough as an actor to live on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I will kill you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shut up cat
Your Best Physical Feature: My real 2 arms
Your Bedtime: All the time. I love bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: Friday nights in the Alma I guess
Pepsi or Coke: Caffeine free diet coke. Drink of champions (and my mum)
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds.
Single or Group Dates: I am a dating disaster so it's a good thing I'm off the market.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I will kill you
Chocolate or Vanilla: Why must I choose you flavour fascist?
Cappuccino or Coffee: I want one of those pointless machines that makes cappuccinos for you.
Do you Smoke: Never.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: All day.
Do you Shower Daily: Depends how much I've exerted myself.
Have you Been in Love: Many times for one so young.
Do you want to go to College: Not again thanks.
Do you want to get Married: eeeeeeeeeeem........lalalalalala
Do you belive in yourself: If I said no would I die and would there be loads of people clapping and saying "I DO believe in Alix"?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Once I got it from being on a swing.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think YOU are attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: No but I am a freak in most other respects
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah they RULE. Sheltered childhoods ROCK MAAAAAN
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, quite badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not enough to kill me....yet
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Had a couplea lemsips.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Bondy yes, does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall is stupid I will kill you. I go to the shops.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I only eat champagne truffles and NOTHING ELSE.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Unfortunately no. I'd live on the stuff if I could afford to.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Rubbing it in are we? That's a big fat no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, touch wood.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not with my post-Christmas ass
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of the nation
Ever been Drunk: Only on love......and vodka.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. But I was drunk......on vodka.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes! Hemel Hempstead is the Compton of the Home Counties
Ever Shoplifted: Used to loads when I was wee. Master criminal I was.
How do you want to Die: What now?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A successful jobbing actor with a whole room for shoes.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I will kill you
Favourite Hair Color: " "
Short or Long Hair: " "
Height: 5'10 and over
Weight: Between 10 stone and a gillian stone
Best Clothing Style: Gay leisure pirate/jazz maverick
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 lemsips
Number of CDs I own: About a gillian
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Nun
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many. I now you should chalk it up and move on but I'm a worrier.
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