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Kemp

I'm not dead yet

About Me

Fart shit butt fart shit balls fart.

www.kempart.com

My Interests

Music:

American Steele, They Might be Giants, The Pillows, Minibosses, The Billionare Playboyz, Bellyache, Cake, Dan the Automator, Del Rays, Deltron 3030, Kool Keith, Moving Units, DJ Shadow, Doc Watson, Europe and all it's super hits, Dressy Bessy, The Faint, Fats Domino, Frank Black, The Pixies, Geoff Reacher, The Good Life, Gorillaz, The Hives, Danger Mouse, Jonny Cash, Jurassic 5, Kincaid, Les Miserables, Ken burns Civil war soundtrack, Marcy Playground, The Mars Volta, MC Pee Pants, Metric, Mos Def, Mozart, Neutral Milk Hotel, Operation Ivy, Pain, Nofx, Outkast, Pinback, The Postal Service, Prick, The Queers, Rachmaninoff, The Robustos, Screeching Wheesel, The Specials, The Strokes, Talib Kweli, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, The Vandals, Voodoo Glow Skulls, 7 Foot Politic, And you will know us by the trail of dead.... Assorted Jellybeans. Tchaikovxky, Madelline, Prefuse 73, Brown Frown, Bach, Handsome boy Modeling School, The Ventures, Dick Dale and his deltones,

Movies:

Aliens, Alien, Pootie Tang, Twilight Samauri, Donnie Darko, LOTR, American Beauty, Original Starwars, 28 Days Later, Batman Begins, The Triplets of Belville, Primer, Fight Club, Bourne Supremecy + Identity, Secretary, Fog of War, Vernon Florida

Television:

Lost... like coke in a pipe

Books:

The Fountainhead, LOTR, anything about history or particle physics. Art books! Bullshit on Economics and Political History.

Heroes:

Black Cocks, Dizzogs, Conan O' Brian.

My Blog

new website

Hey beautiful girls and boys the nation and world over. I got my stankin ass together and made a new website for to show my arts. Please paruse it's contents at your hard-earned leisure. I hope you en...
Posted by Kemp on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

Art! Animals! Humans!

Normally I don't bother passing videos around but this one really put the fear of god in me, I mean of aminals. animals vs. humansJust one question, where's Amad Rashad?On a side note my skraight up h...
Posted by Kemp on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

Goddam these quizes

Well here we go. Turns out I AM a libertarian. How 'bout that shit. I just wasted 20minutes.... or did I??????????? You are a Social Liberal (88 permissive) ...
Posted by Kemp on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:49:00 PST

some phodoes o' mine

Recently I've been riding around town on my new bike and taking some shots of the city with my digicamera. I'm still an amateur at this but with the magic of photoshop I've gotten a few that are worth...
Posted by Kemp on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:57:00 PST

garbage quiz tells me everything about myself!

Apparently I'm a jerk. I'm also not fond of Howard stern for the record. the Shock Jock (52% dark, 46% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense ...
Posted by Kemp on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:58:00 PST

Defenders of the Earth.....|Defenders!

Out of the Sky his rockets ignite Jets into battle like faster then Light FLASH GORDON Lord of the jungle the hero who stalks the beast calling brother the Ghost who walks PHANTOM Master of...
Posted by Kemp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Backstroke of the West -->engrish starwars

This guy found a version of episode 3 translated to chinese then back to english. Our dichotomy opens the combat... http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of- west.html
Posted by Kemp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy America day freedom town U.S.A.

Well it's that special time of year again. So to all my internet friends out there reading the crappy text i write out of sheer boredome -  happy america-day! In celebration of america i spent to...
Posted by Kemp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Batman was the sheiiiiit!

I saw Batman on Wed on an imax screen. That movie was incredible, while it had some scattered cheezyness I never thought such a great comic-book based movie could be made. I've been waiting for years ...
Posted by Kemp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG a hun-dur-red fee-ond-zz

Well today I hit a hundred friends. It's weird, I don't know some of the people on that list but I do know most of them. So I wonder how many people we actualy meet in our lives that we can at least c...
Posted by Kemp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST