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sybil

Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.

About Me

See that over on the wall? those are my pants. I was dancing all night at this club...got home and puked all over my pants. I left them on the porch and in the morning they had become that solid mess. Can you believe they wanted to show that ?! I've been submitting my paintings here for months and then boom! They pick that?! They say it's ART?!...little do they know....it's LIFE!...

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My Interests

making stuff,reading,walking,yoga, running, making out, tom collins, movies, singing: in my car and at karoke, travel to foreign lands (i miss Japan) and just around the block, letting my imagination run rampant, Swatch watch,ice cream sandwiches,naps, & KETCHUP:"for the good times"

Music:

Sean Lennon,Dreden Dolls,The Pixies, Beck, Beastie boys,DJ Shadow, French Hip-hop,Japanese girl garage bands,Weezer,Cake, Violent Femmes,Depeche Mode, Tribe Called Quest,Radiohead,Luscious Jackson,Liz Phair,PJ Harvey,Rage, Probot,Nirvana,Beth Orton,No Doubt,The Pretenders,Garbage,Hey Mercedes, Braid,Fiona Apple,Rilo Kiley,Blondie,NIN,Brian Eno,Cat Power,David Bowie,Velvet Underground,Blur,Built to Spill,The Smiths,The Cure,Jesus & Mary Chain,Thelonious Monk, Claude Bowling, Soundtracks:fight club,Snatch,Lock/Stock, Rushmore

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine,The secret of Roan Inish, its a wonderful life, Python's Holy Grail, office space, lock/stock, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Royal T's, Tommy Boy, Better Off Dead, Tootsie, Best in show, Princess Bride, Elf,Goonies,Anchorman,Black sheep, The Sure Thing, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Magnolia, The incredible shrinking woman, high fidelity, pretty in pink, sixteen candles, chocolat, Kill Bill, scanner darkly, countless documentaries....

Television:

Strangers with Candy,arrested development,Myth Busters,Japanese Game shows,Buffy, Lost,frontline

Books:

favorite authors and favorite books: Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris,margaret atwood, george saunders, Nick Bantock, Moby Dick, Ishmael, Grief Observed, Minding the Body, Swing Hammer Swing, Edgar Allan Poe, Essays on Mexican Art(octavio paz), ORiginals, Twain, Walden, taking tea with Mackintosh...vintage Craft and etiquette books

Heroes:

the bionic woman, michael j. fox

My Blog

"It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got 2 be doubly devastating on the ground."

Everyone needs to see this...............
Posted by sybil on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

All the good stuff that won't come out of us..........

Yesterday was one of the Best days !...........I finally got answers to questions that have challenged me for a longtime. as a result, the mundane elements of a Monday became a delight.....In celebrat...
Posted by sybil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"she took me off my guard with DISAPPOINTMENT..."

Life at the "stop and shop" had hit an all time low.  Granted, there was never a high point in her "career" there. Having just completed her Master's in Peanutbutter forensic science this wasn't ...
Posted by sybil on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:43:00 PST

"you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel."

She lived with nine cats in a small studio apartment.  The front door opened into the kitchen/bedroom/living room.  To say it was a "tight fit" was being generous.  She didn't really g...
Posted by sybil on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:25:00 PST

"cocaine prices rise& quality declines,White House says"

It is sweet, a comfort....... It is alluring...it becomes an obsession..some can never get enough! Everyone has a weakness for it.......... it is simple and rewarding........always a crowd pleaser......
Posted by sybil on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:54:00 PST

"i know about the fool on the hill..........."

The following are some of my favorite quotes from THE ONION....   "if this mutation proliferates, it could have diastrous implications for the nations impatient"   "the only thing 'magic' ab...
Posted by sybil on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST

"dogs & cats living together...Mass Hysteria!"

So GREAT!  You can finally move those people that are currently on page 9 of your friends list to the "top 8" But what about the hierarchy of those that have had an account longer? won't the...
Posted by sybil on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 05:30:00 PST

"we're gettin' the band back together. we're on a mission from god"

After a much needed break from the project, i am reviving the band i was in back in New York.(i know, just what Athens needs...Another Fucking Band?!)  That aside.... we're called CHOCOLATE CHAOS...
Posted by sybil on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST

"you might remember me from such education films as, Lead paint: delicious but deadly."

What  the hell is wrong w/ our society today? I remember a time when people used to actually write letters to one another?! They had drawings in the margins, they were pages and pages in length....
Posted by sybil on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:41:00 PST

"designed for your constant use & daily pleasure..got the feeling of yourself"

There i was minding my own business eating some DOVE chocolates when to my Horror.......The inside of the label had sappy messsages..... For example............. "smile before bed. You'll sleep better...
Posted by sybil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST