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Dystopia

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About Me

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You Are 87% Non Conformist
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?
*I’m a feral dogess happily wandering the wastelands and indulging in urban exploration from time to time. You can see my pictures at Dystopian Wanderer’s Photobucket. I basically like anywhere abandoned where there are only memories of people. I love both atmosphere and aesthetics of empty places. I think I have acute dead building fever and it's a potentially terminal illness if you don't watch what you're doing. ;)
*I have a massive fascination with Apocalypse even though I’d hate it to happen. The various apocalyptic situations and any media to do with them fascinate me greatly. I know Apocalypse would be no fun but I sort of fancy myself as a post-apocalyptic survivor. To be honest, I’m a morbid bitch full stop and have a fascination for things other people may find disturbing.
*I am childfree-by-choice. This means that I never want a child at all. I have various valid social and psychological reasons and have thought it through for four years. Please don’t pity me or think that you know my mind, as that is annoying and offensive. I respect your decision to have kids but please don’t expect me to spawn.
*I support transhumanism and in particular, healthy life extension. I didn’t ask to be born into this crumbling meat shell and I’m not going to put up with it if technology can offer a solution. You can read more about healthy life extension at M Prize and Fight Aging!
*I’m probably more in touch with the animal side of my nature than most people. Stay around me long enough and you will see it manifest in a thought or a behaviour I exhibit. I don’t know why I have these feelings but I do and I embrace them. I may feel animal inside but I am still a human being and would appreciate being treated like one.
*I have a pretty twisted sense of humour and love to have fun. I like silly song lyric games and have a fondness for quoting song lyrics from just about any song I know. I also appreciate toilet humour-immature but great! =D
*I’m very open-minded and like to learn about the unusual things that go on in this world. If you respect me and your way of life/practise is hurting no one, I’ll respect you too. I also expect anyone who wishes to know me to maintain an open mind, as my company is certainly not recommended for the easily offended or easily afraid.


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My Interests

Childfree living, dogs, wild canines, animals, abandoned places, urban exploration, alternative jewellery, scavenging, swimming, water, the ocean, sea life, cetaceans, martial arts, anywhere ancient, Apocalypse, End Times, Armageddon (not that crap film either), post-Apocalypse, Post-Apocalyptic things, dystopia, dystopian societies, photography,listening to radio (internet and digital), subcultures, healthy life extension, sexology (this is purely academic thank you!), creative writing, languages, drawing, painting ( Dead Dog Walking ) and anything weird.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet weird and interesting folks. I will warn you again: please open your mind before your mouth, as I talk about things that may offend less tolerant people. I am also quite suspicious and the abuse I've had from narrow minded bufoons is part of the reason why.

If you've come to attempt to convert me to your religion and tell me how to live my life, kindly do us both a favour and sod off! I don't care what you believe but please don't try to force it onto me. I welcome intelligent debate but NOT forced conversion.

This dude looks cool. If anyone has a funky, post-apocalyptic aesthetic like this and would like to let me take pics of them in a ruined place then I'd like to meet them. =P Recreating post-apocalyptic scenes for a day would be fun to do! =D

Music:



I like way too much! You're best to ask me cos I will be here forever listing all the stuff I like. I can't stand slow boyband music in general (although I like one or two songs) and detest Whitney Houston and Celine Dion.

RnB feels like there's a small rodent in my cranium clawing to get out and as a result, VERY painful. =P

Lately I learn the joys of Industrial music. =) In fact I'm horribly hooked on this stuff now and I'm still loving the new Industrial delights that people I know keep introducing me to.

I like many things from trance to rock and really weird experimental fun like Nurse With Wound.

I always welcome introductions to new genres of music that I've never heard of and have an open mind toward it.

This does not mean that I will add your band. In all likelihood I won't unless I know you. I'm perfectly capable of hunting the pretty noises unaided and if a band is really awesome, I'll probably find them myself.

Movies:

I like things that are either horror, comedy or damned exciting. Everyone should see UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic cos it's hilarious.

Threads is another must-see cos it is damned disturbing and proves that nuclear Apocalypse will not be a party whatsoever. That film freaked me out but is damned good.

Worst movie EVER was Meet Joe Black. I generally don't enjoy soppy romance with little else to offer me.

Television:

I rarely watch it although I love a good documentary or something really silly like Wonder Showzen. =)

I'm usually listening to music more so than watching TV.

Books:

Internet negates a lot of my need for reference books. However, I'm slowly getting back into reading fiction again and as you would probably guess I love anything Apocalyptic/Dystopian.

Been loving some of the stuff over at Apocalypse Fiction. Okay it's not a book I can touch but at least I'm getting back into reading fiction again and I have started going to pick fiction out of the library.

Access All Areas:A Users Guide To the Art of Urban Exploration by Ninjalicious. It's a damned good read.

Heroes:

Not many people I look up to. I like the ones that are made by Cadbury and come in a tub though! =D Oh except the Crunchie ones cos they're rancid.

Ninjalicious...Hope there's plenty of stuff to explore in the next world.

My Blog

This Alien invasion was sponsored by Google! (Dream)

As an unemployed person, it is my right to watch children's television. I must say that given the crap that passes for daytime viewing, it is probably the most intellectual thing on.  In the morn...
Posted by Dystopia on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST

Another weird job (dream).

For some reason, when I have really outrageous jobs in my dreams, they have included model aircraft flown with a remote control. I have no idea why, as it's not my hobby nor is it something that I int...
Posted by Dystopia on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST

Anti-Valentines poem. CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE!

I love you all as my friend,I'm also twisted so this I'll send,I feel that Valentines is a pile of piss,So to emphasise the point I'm sending this,Shops are selling schmaltzy shit,Just 24 hours and th...
Posted by Dystopia on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

Twelve Days of Urbex (parody)

Not content with re-writing The Lord's Prayer, in a fit of boredom I created an urban exploration Christmas carol. As someone forced to attend one of the "training providers" for unemployed people, I ...
Posted by Dystopia on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:11:00 PST

Barking at the mutant baby (dream).

An old one but an amusing one nonetheless. It was the zombie apocalypse and a weird virus was all to blame. The city outside seemed to stand still but me and the survivors knew that not far away there...
Posted by Dystopia on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST

Urban Exploration in Vats and The Giant Unicorn (Dream).

Last night, I dreamed that I was urbexing with two people from the unemployment place. Yes, I've been there too long I know and I'm trying to push for them to help me for once. We were on a platform ...
Posted by Dystopia on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST

A weird job. (dream)

I think that long term unemployment has finally taken its toll on me. Last night, I dreamed that I was given a job by a bald midget. The small man (who bore a slight resemblence to Mini Me from Austin...
Posted by Dystopia on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

The alternative ending to Doctor Morneaus Island? (Dream)

It's an old dream but very amusing. There were these animals people that had had awful experiments done to them and as a result hated humanity. They had formed their own nation and I had decided to go...
Posted by Dystopia on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

"Imitation of Light" R.E.M. parody

A parody for urban explorers everywhere because we all know how important torches are.  Took me ages to nail this one so I'm glad I finally did it. Excuse the shrinking text-I don't know why I ca...
Posted by Dystopia on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

"Disposable Teeth" Marilyn Manson Parody.

This moment of insanity is connected to the previous. As I wrote the previous one, I saw the link for the lyrics of "Disposable Teens" and when you're thinking of being old, you think of losing your p...
Posted by Dystopia on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST