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Vile Doug of Humanity

About Me

I'm Doug, Rock and Roll

My Interests

music, CHICAGO, getting groovy, getting drunk, writing and playin songs that are totally rockin, fast food, good beer, cheap beer, wine, hard liquor, frozen burritos, meeting people, Debbie Harry, parties, shows, dancing, singing, falling down, romance, intamicy, eating, traveling around, The Atlanta Falcons, Chicago Bears, The Chicago Luvabulls, Bouncing peoples heads off walls, making fun of geoff, that sort of thing Psychadelics!!!

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to party or make out or have a good time you know...Someone who wants to give me alot of money to play my guitar and sing.

Music:

'The list is long but distinguished'"So is my Johnson"

Movies:

kmart, Cannibal, Give em the boot, Top Gun, Dazed and Confused, Warriors, Bill and Ted, Ninja Turtles (1 and 2 not 3), YELLOWBEARD!!!!, Strange Brew, UHF, Blues Brothers, They Live!!, Jay and Silent Bob, Usual Suspects, Star Wars, Any good Ninja shit like Duel to the Death, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, and all those good Saturday Night Live character movies, Love and a 45, Beautiful Girls, Any Tim Burton or Quentin Terintino film, Bubba Hotep, Pirates, True Romance, Cool as Ice bitch "lose the zero and get with the hero", Leaving Las Vegas, AirHeads, Willow, Mars Attacks, Cool Hand Luke, The Game, The Rundown

Television:

simpsons, family guy, uhh Dane Cook and funny stuff like that, cool videos, wrasslin, Football, Most of the HBO shows

Books:

on the road, Please Kill Me, Dharma Bums, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Bobby Z, Mankind, The Bartenders Bible, outsiders... fuckin ponyboy

Heroes:

Matt Freeman, Jack Kerouac, Wile E. Coyote, Ric Flair "Wooooo", #37-Lucas Jackson, uhhhh Dzon

My Blog

My 1st blog since I moved here

So, here I am, in Chicago and actually doing very well....for once. I'm working for a guy named Jerry Rice("go long") doing masonry work which is what I was doing back home and I'm making 4 dollars an...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:06:00 PST

I just don't know anymore!

So Jarrett and I are moving to Chicago in exactly four weeks from today. The pressure is really on. I'm not even going out to hang out this whole week because I'm so freaked out about the am...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

I got away hahaha

Last night I left Jarretts apartment with Dzon. I was on my way to drop Dzon off and then on my way home. It was like 12:00, 12:30. I hadn't had that much to drink but definitely would have failed a b...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:28:00 PST

My friends

In the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Eddie asks Jessica Rabbit, "What do you see in a guy like that?", and she answers "He makes me laugh.".  That's kinda the same reasoning I have when I'm aske...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

Summer of 2006-Summer of 2007

The summer of 2006, on fathers day my wife, who I was with for the 6 years prior, told me she "had feelings for someone else". For the following week or two I was pretty lost as to what to do with my ...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

Here we go again

I'll do this again even though it's always stupid. I'm wicked bored so Ima list all the Duex Pistoles songs that are written or in the works. Some of them don't have names yet so ima improvise. Here g...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

There's no better feeling in the world

There's no better feeling in the world than playing a song that you wrote in front of someone or someones and having them tell you how great it is.  I always find myself thinking "I wrote that".&...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

This Fucking Stupid Machine Is Sucking My Brain Out

I feel like I'm getting so God damn old and doing absolutely nothing with my life.  This is indeed depressing.  The last time I confided in my friends about this, all that was said was "yup"...
Posted by Vile Doug of Humanity on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST