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jonny the suicidal maniac

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About Me

i am the physical embodiment of all of your 3rd person conversations. i am he. i am him. we are legion.
When i kill myself i'll...
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If i was a Bodily Excretment i would be:
What kind of Excretment are you?
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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My Interests

I'm interested in many things including but not limited to music, art (of all types),murder, body modification, culture, suicide, history, murder/suicide, religion, poetry, theology, the occult, MY FUCKING SKULL COLLECTION because it rocks cocks, leather, pain, being hurt and wallowing in it, sulking, crying in the dark, failed suicide attempts, scars, emotional trauma, repressed memories, and tea.

What is your Anti-Drug?

You Are A Lip Piercing

In your face punk, and borderline angsty.
You wouldn't be caught dead at a corporate job.
But you can be found at Tower Records.
You rate your friends by how hardcore their piercings and tattoos are.

What Piercing Are *You*?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

someone who can just make it stop now..... i'm so tired.

Music:

MISFITS!!!, Afi, son of sam, rancid, distillers, social distortion, buddy holly, acid bath, the animals, bob marley, nine inch nails, the smiths, the cure, the yeah yeah yeah's, the zombies, atari teenage riot, danzig, samhain, garbage, dead kennedys,murder dolls, tommy james and the shondells, the ramones, kmfdm, ben kweller, finchYou are "Skulls" YOu love violence. You
probably have a collection of little gilrs
heads on your wall. My hats off to you.

What Misfits song are you?
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MorningStar
You are MorningStar. Beautiful but dark. You feel like no thinks you'll succeed in life.

Movies:

Night of the living dead (old and new), the exorcist, the nightmare before christmas, the texas chainsaw massacre (more old than new), hellraiser 1&2 (the rest suck big time), WAKING LIFE (one of the most incredible movies i've ever seen), secretary, nearly all mel brooks movies, nightbreed, lost boys, the wraith, and some other cheezy ol' skool shit.

Television:

network television makes me want to vomit on my ratty ass shoes....except for trigun and adult swim. Take the quiz: "What Trigun Character are you?"

Wolfwood
The large cross that Wolfwood always carries around with him contains hidden guns and pistols and such. Wolfwood was confronted with an arch nemesis from his childhood, and even though it was a hard battle between them, Wolfwood finally saw that there really was a way to save everyone.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Jonny got his gun by Dalton Trumboe, Fear and loathing in las vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The book of the law/liber 4/and The book of lies by aleister crowley, spoon river anthology, anything by H.P. Lovecraft (especially collections of shorts),fahrenheit 451, and various comic books, that's right I said it goddammit I'm a damn comic book geek. What are you gonna do about it.

Heroes:

my hero is the angel who descended to save me from myself. you came into my life as sudden as dying, and just like waking, i'll never be the same. thank you sherifa.

My Blog

kill you all

My Phase is NemesisWhich Phase of the Greek Tragic Cycle Are You?Take More Robert & Tim QuizzesWatch Robert & Tim Cartoons...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no flowers

i sit and i wait. i wait and i sit. what am i waiting for? and where the hell am i??? they say no matter where you go, there you are. i say anyone using that phrase in a comforting context is a u...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

night night

so the good news is, i don't think i want to kill myself anymore. the bad news is, i'd rather simply erase myself from the annals of history altogether. my past has been a black stain on this realit...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

unfulfilled

i am the father of the monster that fertilizes it's own undeveloped embryo. the asexual hermaphrodite that makes love to the morning and rapes the sun. heavy with child does the monster descend into...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nightmares of the waking mind

where is my life going? what the hell am i moving toward? every day is just like the one before. i'm never moving forward. just perpetuating this endless cycle of working a dead end job day in and...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my eyeliner is all smeary

mmmmmm.... my tea tastes good. i wish i had a chicken sandwich. i think i might get a new tattoo. hmmmm........
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quizzles

Mors ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla Your Heart is Black What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla You'd bite their neck and drain their blood! W...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no way

Sadist The ULTIMATE personality test brought to you by Quizilla i totally disagree. i may want to kill everyone in the world, but i don't want them to suffer. i don't really want to hurt anyo...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

delusions of grandeur

i am the dark god that haunts the shadows of your dreams i am the blissful agony that you taste under the salt of your screams i am the light of the waning moon as the night itself beams ...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all u base r belong to us

I AM 34% GEEK!You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the GEEK tes...
Posted by jonny the suicidal maniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST