Ryan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like to pretend that I am smarter than I really am. I got really big feet,bad teeth and my eyes are shaped like footballs.My breathe usually smells pretty bad and I spend a large portion of the day harboring a very strong and sensual body odor, but as you can see I have a beautiful son and a beautiful girlfriend.

My Interests

Nebulizers, Surf Boards, Rubber Mallets, Pudding, and Hair.

Movies:

I only like home movies staring myself

Television:

I don't watch TV, I only watch home movies staring myself

Books:

Picture books with pictures of me in them.

Heroes:

Douglas MacArthur - He didn't take any shit. -"In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield."-