You Are Psyche!
Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!
What Goddess Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Champagne Waters
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
God!
Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven,
But Nobody Wants To Die......
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How Else Are You Going To Get There?
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GOT NERVE?...
{I Do!}
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When I Die,
I WILL
TAKE MY OWN LIFE!
I WILL Take my own life!
After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!
How Will You Die? Take the Death Quiz now!
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Heaven's Never Far From Sin,
Hell Will Be Your Second Skin!
Every Man's Gotta Wrestle With The Devil.......
{Lucky For The Devil, I'M NOT A MAN!}
I Would Give The World For Him!....
POGO
{Madonna Wayne Gacy}
And NOT Because He's A Rockstar....
{Anyone Can Be A Rockstar These Days}
But Because He's THE MOST BRILLIANT, ADMIRABLE, FASCINATING, And WORTHY MAN ALIVE!!!!....
Worthy Of Praise And Respect That NO OTHER MAN COULD EARN!....
He's EVERYTHING That INTRIGUES ME!
You Ask Me What Could Ever Truly Impress Me....
WELL HE'S YOUR ANSWER!
Sorry Guys, But You Could Never Try Hard Enough To Compare!
Though NOBODY Told You To Stop Trying..... Because NOBODY'S PERFECT.... {You Are What You Are}
*KMFDM*
*Lords Of Acid*
*Genitorturers*
*Prodigy*
*Disturbed*
*NIN*
*Death In Vegas*
*Sublime*
*Shakira*
*Bloodhound Gang*
*Marilyn Manson*
*Black Eyed Peas*
*Tori Amos*
*Rage Against The Machine*
*System Of A Down*
*Pink*
*PJ Harvey*
*Rammstein*
*Electric Hellfire Club*
*Sneaker Pimps*
*Gravity Kills*
*Stabbing Westward*
*Fiona Apple*
*Type-O-Negative*
*Crystal Method*
.......And Trillions More!.......
*Saw*
*Saw II*
*Saw III*
*Disturbia*
*Copycat*
*In Dreams*
*The Boston Strangler*
*The Shining*
*Cape Fear*
*Conair*
*Higher Learning*
*Showgirls*
*Falling Down*
*Indecent Proposal*
*Casino*
*House Of Wax*
*Prom Night*
*Private Parts*
*Flatliners*
*Silence Of The Lambs*
*Hide And Seek*
*Disturbing Behavior*
*The Exorcism Of Emily Rose*
*Pulp Fiction*
*Taxi Driver*
*Psycho*
*Daddy's Girl*
*The Cable Guy*
*Along Came A Spider*
*Good Will Hunting*
*Borat*
.......Just To Name A Few.......
*Cold Case Files*
*Forensic Files*
*The First 48*
*Psychic Detectives*
*Dog The Bounty Hunter*
*Intervention*
*Strong Medicine*
*Frasier*
*Will & Grace*
*City Confidential*
*Masterminds*
*Murder By The Book*
*Lisa Williams: Life Among The Dead*
*Till Death Do Us Part*
.......And All Things Forensic, Or Psychology, Or Both.......
*The Fame Of A Dead Man's Deeds: An Upclose Portrait Of White Nationalist William Pierce *
*The Turner Diaries*
*Hunter*
*Every Knee Shall Bow: The Truth And Tragedy Of Ruby Ridge And The Randy Weaver Family *
*The Origins Of Terrorism*
*In Search Of Respect: Selling Crack In El-Barrio *
*Without Conscience: The Disturbing World Of The Psychopaths Among Us *
*Making Violence Sexy: Feminist Views On Pornography *
*By Silence Betrayed: Sexual Abuse Of Children In America *
*No Place To Cry*
*How Long Does It Hurt*
*The Right To Innocence*
*Fatal Freedom: The Ethics And Politics Of Suicide *
*The Night Stalker: The Life And Crimes Of Richard Ramirez *
*The Hillside Stranglers*
*An American Nightmare: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story *
*Only Living Witness: The True Story Of Serial Sex Killer Ted Bundy *
*Deviant: The Shocking True Story Of Ed Gein, The Original Psycho *
*Sleep My Little Dead: The True Story Of The Zodiac Killer *
*Serial Killers: The Insatiable Passion *
*The Danger Of Words*
*God*
*Myself*
*My Grandfather*
*Aria Giovani*
*Jenna Jameson*
*Angelina Jolie*
*Brian Warner {Marilyn Manson}*
*Stephen Bier {Pogo}*
*David Draiman*
*Edsel Dope*
*William Pierce* [Sorry, But He WAS Brilliant.... Regardless Of How He Expressed It]
*David Koresh*
AND OF COURSE..... The Brilliant Professors Whom I Attribute So Much Of My Knowledge To:
*Dr. Jeffrey Stern*
*Dr. Neil Shernoff*
*Dr. David Chatkoff*
*Dr. Robert Hymes*
*Dr. Hal Friedman*
*Dr. Hugh Bray*
*Dr. Kevin Early*
*Dr. Paul McNeese*
NOTHING Impresses Me More Than A Unique And Brilliant Mind!.....NOTHING!
(And I Mean Brilliant!......{Bordering On Disturbed}....Haha)