When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk in OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I wish.
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*Read my profile FIRST before adding me! Please don't get offended if I don't accept your add or message back. I rarely add anyone, and I'm really really really busy!! Btw, I just deleted over 700 people....if you're a friend and you feel you accidently got deleted...message me back!
Hey there, my name is Sandra Emmeline .......................(said like San-dra....NOT Son-dra.)
Before I was born, everyone thought I was going to be a boy. My name was Michael Shawn. But I popped out and did not have a penis. (oh no!) I was then a girl, and they named me Sandra Emmeline. After I was born, when my brother saw me for the first time, I took a huge shit (it was the first shit of my life) on his face... Heremembers it very well....it scarred him for life.
Let's see here. I'm a nursing student with a music minor. Haha....no I don't get to wear a sexy vinyl nurse outfit :(
I'm a freshmen at the University of Akron, and I'm also in the honors program because I'm a giant nerd. There ya go!
As far personality goes....I'm really nice person. I'm also extremely tolerant and open-minded. But I really do think first impressions are important, and if you creep me out or offend me upon first meeting you, don't expect me to be nice the next time you see me. I'm also shy. But when I get to know you better, I'll start cracking poop jokes.
So if you're with me, you'll go hee-hee!!!
okay I'll stop!
A few years ago I worked as a hospital volunteer for 2 years. I was a candy striper , NOT a candy stripper. Don't get the two mixed up. :)
I plan to join the World Health Organization or Peace Corp, and go to Africa or some third world country sometime in the future. I really wish to make a difference and help those who are less fortunate. I used to believe that everyone had some innate attribute to want to help others, but unfortunately, I was wrong. Many people just don't care until it actually does affect them. But sometimes it's too late. Oh well...what comes around goes around.
But my biggest dream is to be a rockstar LOL! Or in reality, a musician. I've played the classical piano for 13 years and started drums a few years ago, sang in elite choruses, and poked a bit on the guitar. I've been inspired by a wide variety of music genres, from classical to punk, to industrial, to jazz, and to all the branches of metal. I've been writing music since I was 8, but got serious about it when I was 12. Now, most of my music is heavily concentrated on piano and voice. Alot of people in North Canton know me as the "Clown Song" girl. It's a jazzy-classical song that I composed on the piano. I played and sang it at a huge concert thing, and even now, random people still come up to me and ask me if I'm the Clown Song girl. I'm making a demo real soon.
Check out my music page at:
www.myspace.com/SandraEmmeline
I've never had a cat and therefore no kitty exploded!!!
If you are still reading this, then you are ultimately cool....yo!
+Egotistical people need to covered in tar and feathers.
+Jealous people need to get eaten by rats.
+Co-dependent people need to get their arms chopped off.
+Free-riders (people who take and take and never give back) need to just...die.
+++Self-centered, self-loving and self-whoreing myspacers can go get exploded.
I try to live life to the fullest. I love to have fun, and I'm always looking to meet new friends. I'm really looking for a friend who can keep up with my hyperactivity anddorkness. I like people who can be crazy, yet also like to have a down-time and just talk. If you think the phrase "Diahrea Explosiva" is hilarious, then you are cool. If you don't have a sick sense of humor, or no humor at all, then you're a butt head. HAHABUTT HEAD!
Yes when in the right mood, I will giggle like a little school girl at the word "balls!" But then again, when in the right mood, I'll probably laugh at any random word...like...."chimichanga!" or "goiter!"
I would also like to meet my "Prince Charming." But woe is me, as I happen to be a magnet for scary butch lesbians LOL! SEXXY!!
I rarely drink alcohol too. I get this allergic reaction to it everytime I take even a few sips. Everyone in my family has this reaction. Basically, when I drink, my face gets really red, my temperature flares and I get really dizzy and nauseous and then I die. The end.
Oh and please don't call me Sandy. That's my baby name and it just makes me squirm.
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"God said to Noah, you must build me an ark.
Two of everything, from zebras to aardvarks.
When Noah got lonely and waves made the boat jerk,
he put his dick in his hand and put it to work.
Amen."
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