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Karaoke_Steve

If Being EMO Makes You Happy... Then Your Doing Something Wrong...

About Me

Totally Partial... if that makes sense.. CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!!PLEASE HELP ME MAKE MY AIDS PAYMENT SO I DON'T SPREAD IT
Homiesexual * Bras * Lurch * Ignite * Skank * Female * Emo Diary * Favorite Shit * Talk some shit * cliques * Shit goes down * Play stuff * the jams * SHHH!!!! My Name is David Champion, im 22 years old, sXe straight edge as they come, one other thing you should know about me is that i CAN'T FUCKIN STAND WHEN CHICKS PUT PICTURES OF FUCKIN GUYS MAKIN OUT ON THEIR MYSPACE CUZ THEY THINK ITS SEXY.... I'm gonna be different and do the same thing with pictures of the fairer sex , much more pleasant. well i answer phone calls for a living. it makes me all gassy and whatnot. i love to play guitar. it makes me all happy and whatnot, i USED TO do it in this band called Chain Reaction and it WAS a hell of a whole lot of fun... we USEDTA gotz da mad beatz, dawg... ya feel me? WEST SIEEEEEEEEDE!!!!!!!!! So i'm kinda tall, about 6'4'' or so and my lips weigh like 13 pounds each... i guess im looking for a nice girl... fuck it ALL I WANT is a girl to do my hair and my nails and my makeup and thats ALL, GODDAMN is that so much to ASK?!?!?! And if theres anything else youd like to know... just let it go. Please no further questions... .. .. ..

My Interests

Guitar, art, music, womens, drums (just because its an interest doesnt mean i have to be good at it)Questionable Content has got to be the best and only online comic I've ever read, i guarantee it! i also enjoy counter strike, and girls who play counter strike ah yes.. girls who play video games... i sure wish... (choking up) i wish i had one . oh dear im getting verklempt.. talk amongst yourselves , here I'll give you a topic , buffalo wings are neither wings, nor are they made from buffalo.. discuss....

I'd like to meet:

A straight edge girl... someone who doesn't have a "favorite rapper" , a band who needs a guitarist... God, Sandra from Ohio... all the random fuckers who add me out of nowhere, IF YOUD LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND.... JUST TELL ME WHY... or something Go and Check out muh Bling Bling (figure 1) ~Joey Jordison, TOM WHEEEEE! TOM, that jeph Jacques guy who made the "Questionable Content" cartoon, hes fuckin awesome, homestar runner and the Cheat, and strongbad, and coach Z, ... great joeeerrrugharerrarb there hamstray!, Wednesday 13, Tommy Lee, Misty Mundae, Alisha Klass, My favorite blonde Heather (all you porn freaks know who im talking about), Robert Smith (just to kick him in the vagina), Davey Havok (to see if he really has a vagina), Rose McGowan (to try and get in her vagina), Kirk Hammet, Alexi Laiho, Sid Wilson, see figure 1, Paul Grey, Chris Fehn, Jim Root, Craig Jones, Shawn Craham, Mick Thomson, Corey Taylor, the idiots assholes out there who are wondering why i wanna meet a bunch of guys (you BETTER know who im talking about ), TheMurderdolls too. you know what? i lump all of you vegans and anti-abortionists, and anti-gay marriage people into the same group and equally have no respect for any of you so your group shall bew called the fucktards , i do like to meet a fucktard sometimes so go ahead and talk to me
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Music:

Strung Out, Rise Against, The Casualties, children of bodom cradle of flith The Murderdolls*** Slipknot Metallica Nirvana some atreyu... but thats about all the motherfucking emo scene has to offer.. and i dont like their singer, cant stand that cocksuckers voice... ugh his scream!(pukes) They got hella awesome on the newer stuff but they USED to suck the balls, and noone can EVER take that away from them... Avenged Sevenfold, that sinister guy is a better guitarist than ill ever be =( Old Mans Child** Shadows Fall Rammstein Pennywise NoFX Kittie Tool Manson Dying Fetus Iniquity Dimmu Borgir KISS =) Guttermouth Goldfinger Offspring Sum 41 Death Cryptopsy Necrophagia 36 crazy fists 98 Mute Yngwie Malmsteen Eric Johnson Michael Angelo Batio Iron Maiden AFI Korn System of a Down Lamb of God Motograter Mudvayne Nile Nine Inch Nails and Nothingface .. .. You need the Flash 5 plugin to play this game. ..

Movies:

Detroit Rock City cradle of fear The south park movie the beavis and butthead movie brainscan freddy vs jason masterminds the police academy movies Dangeresque~~~~ 1 2 and 3 Pulp Fiction all those goddamn Quentin Tarrentino movies for that matter... BRAVEHEART anything with Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis or John Travolta (except for Be Cool , 2004: A Light Knight's Odyssey, Ladder 49 , A Love Song for Bobby Long , The Punisher , Basic , Domestic Disturbance , Swordfish, Lucky Numbers, Battlefield Earth, Our Friend, Martin, The General's Daughter , A Civil Action , The Thin Red Line, Primary Colors , Mad City , She's So Lovely , Michael , Phenomenon , Broken Arrow , Get Shorty , White Man's Burden , Look Who's Talking Now , Shout, Eyes of an Angel , Chains of Gold , Look Who's Talking Too , The Experts , Look Who's Talking , Basements, Perfect , Staying Alive , Two of a Kind , Blow Out , Urban Cowboy , Moment by Moment , Grease , Saturday Night Fever , The Boy in the Plastic Bubble , "Welcome Back, Kotter" , The Tenth Level, and The Devil's Rain...those movies all sucked, everything else by Travolta is cool though)

Television:

I've got tv My home is here...

Books:

Enders game was the shit. and enders shadow was cool too. offered a weird perspective... fuckin rocked(i made that for a friend and thought it looked spiffy)

Heroes:

Superman... and myspacetom and Lil Brudder, hes my hero as well as pope John Paul XXVXLIIXVLIXVLLIXVXL or whatever his name was... and of course our nations president =D ..

My Blog

GO WATCH MY BAND

thursday night , talent show starts at 8 at UTPA, some of you may be aware that i am in a band called Chain Reaction, some of you may also be aware that we do not have a singer, we are quite aware tha...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

I tell you more on my bookings >< Mr. Sagdiyev

Jagshemash my MySpaces bestfriends  it Borat here. It give me great pleasuring myself to announce publication of Kazakhstan's first ever book. A touristic guidings to both glorious nation of Kazakhs...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:07:00 PST

GO! GO! POWER RANGERS!

i learned it. i learned the power rangers theme on guitar =)
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:18:00 PST

FERKIN PLEEEEEEASE read THIS ONE..

for real... i dont wanna lose my truck ...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

EST. 1987

so this girl made me think we were friends then just kinda left me hanging for a while when i wanted to hang out.. then we talked a bit... then i got myspace friend deleted.. and myspace user blocked....
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

pffft

not to be gay, but i dont like girls.. i mean... i enjoy them. but i dont really like them... well i cant say that but i never can just meet a nice girl.. and start something, its all some big bullshi...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Enemy territory

just spent about 4 and a half hours in alliance territory ganking fuckers with my guildies... =)  fuck its fun ><  go out and buy world of warcraft
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

sorry about the mixup, but THIS one IS about you know who....

you never cared, you are heartless, that is all.
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Nice guy.. heh because charlie is a genius

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Chelsea, my dearest...

i really hope you get to read this... what i wouldnt give to just be able to wake up and have this all be a dream, i cant honestly say you were one of my  closest friends as we didnt really hang ...
Posted by Karaoke_Steve on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST