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Big Kev

Mmmmmm - beefy.

About Me

I'm a big kid. I appreciate weirdness.I'm an explorer. I'm on a constant quest to discover new and exciting people, places, and things.

My Interests

IMPROV COMEDY!!!; STAND-UP COMEDY; comedy in general; Experimental theatre; Grand Guignol; Acting; writing plays & screenplays; poetry; movies; music; photography; makin' movies; travel; Norse mythology; fine dining; cigarettes; anything weird; KARAOKE!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Fellow explorers.

Music:

Almost anything live!!! The Beatles, Rob Zombie, U2, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Motorhead, Heavy Metal, '80s new wave, '70s punk, '60s rock, Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, swirley new age music, everything that's good

Movies:

COMEDY & HORROR & FANTASY!!!! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!Movies with swords. I'm a movie geek. Animal House, Caddyshack, Dawn of the Dead, Dazed and Confused, Desperado, From Dusk ‘Till Dawn, Goodfellas, Hellraiser, High Fidelity, Highlander, Knightriders, Legend, Lord of The Rings – All 3, Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nightbreed, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The 13th Warrior, The Godfather, Time Bandits, Waiting for Guffman,

Television:

SNL, Monty Python, British sit-coms, The Daily Show

Books:

Non-Fiction, Celebrity Biographies, plays, Clive Barker

Heroes:

My dad, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Rob Zombie, John Lennon, Improvisers: Joe Bill, Mark Sutton, Mick Napier
Name: Kev
Birthdate: 10/09/66
Birthplace: Lincoln, IL
Current Location: Chattanooga, TN
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 285 and shrinking
Piercings: Both ears. And my clit
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Sorta maybe kinda but not
Overused Phraze: Be cool & Sweet
FAVORITES
Food: Meat
Number: 9
Color: Black
Animal: Dog
Drink: Coke
Alcohol Drink: Vodka or rum
Body Part on Opposite sex: Smile
This or That
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 2ish
Most Missed Memory: Certain people
Best phyiscal feature: My brain
First Thought Waking Up: Christ, not again.
Goal for this year: To be happy
Best Friends: Bill, Diz, and a couple others
Weakness: Being man handled by a hot chick
Fears: Rats & a lingering painful death
Heritage: Unknown
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever beaten somebody up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: Medium
Height: 6'+
Style: t-shirt and jeans
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: A little use is okay
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Big ones: 3; little ones: more than 3
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: Memorably
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: No
Believe in Yourself: No
Want to go to College: Yes
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Twice
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Have a couple already
Hate anyone: Yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Whenever - 09/13/07

"The donkeys have been loud lately.""And I'll be the fluffer.""Okay, first of all, you're the most fucked up one out of all of us.""We ended up going three more hours after you left." "Our dynami...
Posted by Big Kev on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:23:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Whenever I Get Around to It - 09/11/07

"You're a slave to the machinery, man.""Small babies, less pain.""These are the rules if you're going to be in my corner.""I don't get hungover, but I'm a little hungover.""My friends tell me I'm, lik...
Posted by Big Kev on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 09/06/07

From my friend Jonathan to me in a text:  "WTF?  Lay off the weed.""Try not to create any enemies at school today.""My life is one big haunted house.""Don't worry.  It's me.""I can't sh...
Posted by Big Kev on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 09/05/07

"I'm your pillar.""Well, my pen exploded.""Of course, I'll be dead soon.""It's a fucking omen, man.  It was supposed to happen.""It's weird how all this stuff parallels real life.""HA!  And ...
Posted by Big Kev on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:19:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 09/04/07

"YES!! I KNOW!!"  Said in anger."My words are salty.""There was a big and tall sale at Pennys.""Hey, you.  Why so angry?""Should have brought your blanket, man.""I'm just fucking happy to be her...
Posted by Big Kev on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 09/02/07

"Well, that was the most horrible thing I've ever seen. Today.""It's an adorable little nickname we have for each other.""Haven't had a work related bitch session in some time.  It feels weird.""...
Posted by Big Kev on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

BIG KEVS Quotes of the Day - 09/01/07

"As an experiment, I went commando today.""Jesus Christ, you fucking tourist.""Everyone leaves.""Don't bring your negative vibes to this table.""All us grizzled old veterans are starting to revolt.""W...
Posted by Big Kev on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 08/31/07

"My arm's tingly.""Come 'ere and give me a hug, ya big homo.""My taste buds lean towards sweet.""It's a sad world when I'm the normal one.""I, of the poofy hair.""Did you ever think it could be you?""...
Posted by Big Kev on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:51:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 08/30/07 - Supplemental

"Gotta get it out of my system before I die.""Ya fucking lush.""Nobody will bitch at her.  She's in a wheelchair.""You're a therapist.  You should know not to drunk dial.""So, I'm standing i...
Posted by Big Kev on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:47:00 PST

BIG KEV’S Quotes of the Day - 08/30/07

"Karma's a bitch, man.""Wide awake and nowhere to go.""Bang the pizza guy?""I give it two years, tops.""We're sensitive men.  That's why we always get fucked over.""God, my car smells.""50 year o...
Posted by Big Kev on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST