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Narco-Terrorist

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About Me

I'm more powerful than the Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Zorro, King Kong, Emilio Estevez, The Ultimate Warrior, and Cookie Monster combined.I am a cook. Blasphemously insane writer. Amateur cartoonist. And drummer/singer for Marion Barry, post-apocalyptic noise-violence comedy music duo.


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My Interests

Chimp urine. Hot Pockets. Automatic Weapons. Trees. People on fire. The Hulk. Vigilantism. A nice ass. Baking pastries. Going even MORE insane than I am now.

I'd like to meet:

Not you. Fuckin' limey bastard.

My Blog

Put ya weight on it!!!!!!

So first I did a bunch of stuff. Fought retarded Bigfoot Elvis who was back from the dead. Then I ate a monkey. Hoo-Haa! That's what the fuck I'm whistlin' about brotha'! You're fuckin' FIRED!!!!Middl...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:36:00 PST

WORLD WAR HULK!

    OK...it's time once again to blah blah blah I talk about stuff with the occasional insult and doodooodoodoodoo.The end.But this time you should be excited, my childrens.Now normally...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

The worst feeling EVER!

I'm in my mothers kitchen. I had just helped them install this gay weather thing on their roof.They're selling their house and want it all perfect.They're old and I am not, plus I work cheap...so they...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

Comics baby, yeah!

Once again it's my arbitrary attempt at making myself think people on the internet actually give a rocket powered rat's ass about the meaningless aspects of a particular human they care little/know ha...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

KURT!

*I posted this as a bulletin last night-ish, I think such an event is blog-worthy*No...not Cobain or Brecht or even Connors (the lizard!!!) you fucking fat baby mans.... I'm talkin' bout' VONNEGUT! D...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST

Putting tits on everything I like.

It's been bugging me for a while.....had to address this.www.g4tv.vomwww.myspace.com/fanbabeswww.suicidegirls.co mThose are just a couple examples when it comes to what i'm talking about. Sex sells (an...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Best music of the year, top ten crap, rants, cookie dough..

I was meaning to do this in January.But i've been held up by certain things.Whatever.Lots of good crap came out in 06'.It's starting to look like the old days as far as fast music goes...albiet alot m...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

Civil War Gayness....

Greetings once again....For those of you who don't know me, I'm an avid comic book collector.Over the course of more than a year i've been staggeringly keeping up with Marvel Comics' current storyline...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Crappy band tribute profiles.

It's not exactly the most important of issues, nor is it very meaningful to any of the bands that are being highlighted. It just frusterates me that's all. And hey, isn't that what the "Blog" is for (...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

AP Athlete of the Year

In another classic case of the media not knowing what the fuck it's talkin about,let us take a little gander at our friends at The Associated Press. The Associated Press in 1931 pioneered an idea tha...
Posted by Narco-Terrorist on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST