Scrutinizing my own reflection, four part conversations involving only me (usually about me), and trying to squeeze every last bit of icing out of those little packets that come with Pilsbury Toaster Strudel.
What's the correct answer here? Is this like a dating question? In which case do I say something ambiguously cheezy-cute like, "someone who knows how to love me like I will them just as we both deserve"? Or do I go for broke and say I'd like to meet me with tits and a vagina?
"Take On Me" by A-ha... what else does one need?
I'll only watch my own shit. It's some sort of intellectual masturbation, and like actual masturbation, it usually involves crying.
Football on Sunday, COUPLING, Rome, Entourage, The Office (both British and American), THE SHEILD, Dawson's Creek (especially season 3), He-Man, old school Crocodile Hunter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Peep Show (below).
If it's written by Charles Bukowski I'll read it.
Han Solo, Charles Bukowski! and NyQuil.