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The Results

Where were we when we were where we were

About Me

I do not do this for you to admire me, or me to admire myself, it is simply what I do, for I did not find some thing that would have made me any happier-KafkaFast, furious, and a little annoyed, The Results have been blasting their fans with hard hitting tunes since 2003. The Results are Dale Cain (guitar) and Amy Zingre (drums). Guitar and drums, no nonsense, real, punk rock with a liberal dose of weirdness and politically snarling lyrics. They have an incredibly full sound for two people.

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Member Since: 4/22/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/theresults
Band Members: Dale Cain- Guitar, loops, toys, vocals Amy Zingre- Drums, vocals
Influences: Minutemen, Dead Kennedys, The Dickies, MOLD, King Crimson, Adrian Belew, The Butthole Surfers, Mission Of Burma, Fred Frith, Tomahawk, Blondie, Throbbing Gristle, Elliot Sharp, T.V On The Radio, Them There Legendary Shackshakers, The Melvins, Jesus Lizard, Iowa Beef Experience, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Praxis, Devo, XTC, The Swell Maps, Misfits, Husker Du, Circle Jerks, Deftones, Team Sleep, The Boomtown Rats, The Cars, Velvet Underground, Buzzcocks, Brian Eno, Harry Partch, Pussy Galore, Angry Samoans, Kazmi w/ Rikki's, The Who, Camper Van Beethoven, Hella, Hey Mercedes, Burning Airlines, Mr. Airplane Man, Yo La Tengo, X, Sex Pistols, Le Tigre, The Cramps, Iggy Pop, The NY Dolls, Mudhoney, Flipper, The Leaving Trains, Sonic Youth, Wax Cannon, Robert Fripp, Tony Levin, Tom Waits, The Independents, Sonny Sharrock, Tenacious D, Joy Division, Psychic TV, John Zorn, Bill Laswell, John Cage, The Clash, Big Black and/or anything that Steve Fucking Albini touches , The Boredoms, Helmet, Black Flag, Fear, Fishbone, Talking Heads, Alan Ginsberg, Kerouac, Baxter Black-The Cowboy Poet, Marge Percy, Wanda Coleman, Volcano Suns, Roger Manning, Plus so many more it hurts, etc.
Sounds Like: ...everything and nothing, we alienate and anihilate. ...we are not from here.
Record Label: Luvhertz Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

We meet

We met a lot of cool people this year!  A lot of the com-garagery came from this tool here. It's pretty cool and we even linked up with folks across the nation.  The coolest dude award goes ...
Posted by The Results on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:22:00 PST

The Summer of The Results has ended.

Ahh the summers's end.  We played ad nauseum this summer and are glad that experiment is over.  We ain't gonna play until after Sept passes a few weeks.  Our next scheduled show will be...
Posted by The Results on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:39:00 PST

BOTD-Laugh a lot more

Laugh a lot more, put your hand on your tummy and say HA! as loud as you can.  Do this five times in a row.  Start slow, then try faster.  Just see if that don't make you laugh! If you ...
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Epitaph Summer Sampler found in rain, soaked.

It sucks.  Every band on there says everythings gonna be alright.  I hate this simpering level of punk rock.  Fuck your ingenue, and to hell with your stupid lyrics.  Epitaph, you ...
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

666 profile views!

that's the magic number.  We're ridin with the devil!  666 PROFILE VIEWS!  Satan is so proud!  Come out to one of our shows yo!  it'ssss blissssssss. yep
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOTD-I can't wait!

I just can't wait~  
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOTD- a poem

Eggs just live in cartons. Eggs get served. No pardons.
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOTD-We need a VAN!

anybody got a good van for sale? 
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOTD-Satyr-day Night

Damn, that was fun.  The Dark Alleys debut was tight!  Great crowd and lots of RATS!  The Summer is ON!  I can't wait to see some pictures.  ...
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOTD-I think I love BenRod

I think I love you, Benrod.  You are my hero!  I'm letting down my hair and you can climb on in.  I know this seems like a personal message, but Benrod, you rule!  Thanks for the s...
Posted by The Results on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST