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Helraiza

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About Me

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?” --Chris Rock

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stoned, naked and looking in my neighbours window

haha!! yesterday i went to polyester books on brunswick st (damn i love that place!!) and after spending forever laughing at all the rediculous things i saw, i found THE BEST BOOK EVER!! its, ca...
Posted by Helraiza on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

the greased up goose

Today i set to achieve the impossible and as per usual bit off more than i can chew. ( must be watching too much charlies angels ) For some crazy reason i decided that im both smart an...
Posted by Helraiza on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

Gym cat

omg! sure my kitten was cute wen it thought surfing my gym ball was fun... yeeeah until it popped it!
Posted by Helraiza on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

wOOt!

Hiya! well glad to report life doesn't suk anymore!
Posted by Helraiza on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

sad :(

well i reckon there are alot of peole in the world who SUCK EGGS! you know who you are! currently, getting drunk, sulking and wont be able to see the puter screen if my eyes swell up any more! ...
Posted by Helraiza on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST