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Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let me just start off by saying that if your on myspace for serious relationship U R AN IDIOT! I'm a twenty-something (24) who lives for the weekend, Miller Lite, body shots, casual sex and occasionally beating the fuck outta someone. I was born and raised in New York where I spent the first 18 years of my life. Didn't exactly have the text book childhood, but who has these days? I love women! God's greatest creation. lol (well a couple of flaws) I love the scent of a woman. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places. I have lived all over the country, mostly throughout the east coast and have made alot of friends in alot of different places. On a related note, I guess its safe to say I've made alot of enemies as well. But fuck em, who cares right?I love the beach. I'm enjoying my life and plan to settle down eventually. I appreciate a good conversation. I'm a hopeless romantic. I respect hard work. I have a big heart. Trust is very important to me. I love getting my back rubbed and my cock sucked by gorgeous girls. I talk a lot of trash! lol Sometimes I'm known for over analyzing (I try not to). I love learning new things and meeting new people. One of my favorite things to do is people watch wherever I go. I love to laugh. Sometimes I write the way I think.Proud and original member of the AMF crew. I love going out with my AMF niggas and gettin a little crazy from time to time. I’m all about having fun and I have the best friends and hottest girls in my life. There is never a dull moment, our weekends are off the chain! I love all sports, especially football and baseball. My top three favorite things in no particular order are: bourbon, sex, and SEX! My least favorite 3 things are: Psycho girls, terrorism, and my father. That about sums me up in 250 words or less, if you wanna know more, than just ask. Welcome to myspace, and remember its "a place for friends" and not "a place for drama".Oh, by the way, if I look familiar it's not because you've seen me out or have met me in person, it's most likely because you're addicted to porn and have spent a considerable amount of time enjoying my work. ;) NOW HOLLA ATCHA BOY!Eddie Murphy on Italians that just saw Rocky!

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My Interests

Working out, sports, smacking morons around when warranted, hanging out with my friends, and giving people a reason to gossip. It’s flattering to know that people don’t have anything better to do than speculate about my personal life! There'll always be haters, that's the way it is. Hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids. I got two words for 'em: FUCK YOU!
Happy Butts
Happy Butts

I'd like to meet:

NEWSFLASH: I've already MET them! But newcomers should feel free to join the party...

Music:

What do I like? Hell, whaddya got?

Movies:

The list is LONG and DISTINGUISHED...like my dick, biotch! lol

Television:

Not so much. I love the Sopranos!

Books:



My Blog

Why "Nice Guys" Are Such Losers

taken from Heartless Bitches International - lmao!! You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him." I get letters from self-professed Nice Guys,...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST