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About Me

im a grumpy old bastard who enjoys taking walks and pissing and of course, napping in the sun. if suddenly awakened, i have the tendency to bark viciously and sometimes bite; thats right, i love fear- it feeds... my two dads...

My Interests

shit, cats, squirrels and small dogs, napping, eating, and shitting.

I'd like to meet:

that sick bastard who cut off my testicles as a puppy, hes got one coming! but i also like meating new people, if they're tasty. the fed ex guy- he always has treats!

Music:

the king, jerry lee, johnny cash wildwood holler! most of the shit they put out these days is shit, it hurts my ears. what ever happened to neil young? we get built to spill, for like a minute, then...

Movies:

lady and the tramp, where the red fern grows, the truth about cats and dogs, i like watching old movies of with the sound turned down; especially kungfu.

Television:

family guy; oh, that drunk ass brian-ha.

Books:

my sight has really been slippin...

Heroes:

man, he is my best friend afterall.

My Blog

the last days of disco

....rode up the canyon w/ jc in his volkswagon this mornig. what a treat! he layed the seat down in the back so i could just lay whereever, and look out all the windows athe river, and the trout's. a ...
Posted by atlas on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:24:00 PST

and back again

so, we made it back to colorado, ruff. the trip to misery was a flippin nitemare, ice, rain, snow, like 14 hours of shear terror going eastbound. i only got to get out and shit like...
Posted by atlas on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

the I 70 shit wash

jus goes to sho ya, cant ruffin trust humans. period. not; these days, those days or ever. trust me, i been ere a good piece. long enough to no to bark and bite any shiffty, shady, or shorn bi-ped&nbs...
Posted by atlas on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST