Popular Person on the Planet

About Me

My Quest
My quest is to become the most popular person on the planet , i only need another 220 million friends to beat tom!
This should not be a problem for me, for as you can see from my profile picture , i'm a cool dude with film star looks , ok so the film star in question may be Michael Caine , but he is still a film star, so don't start!
So please help me , tell your friends about me , promote me in bulletins , write songs about me , do whatever you can.
My Life Story
I was born in the new forest in the UK and raised by squirrels , when i was four i was rescued by a wood cutter called edwood woodwood , edwood raised me , but the squirrels found us and murdered edwood. Since then i have moved from country to country, constantly staying one step ahead of the evil squirrels. One day i will avenge edwoods death , and destroy the evil squirrel empire by stealing all of their nuts and staving them to death!
My Real Life!
Well my name is Dan , i live in the south of england , I am married to my beautiful wife and am lucky enough to have two beautiful daughters, oh and i really am a computer programmer!
So what do you want to know?
If you want to know anything about me just ask me,i try to reply to all my fans, oh and have a look at my pics, there are some of my friends in there, and before you ask, no they are not models! (Well technically speaking one is)

My Interests

MISS POPULAR PERSON

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and anyone, be my friend , it will the best decision you ever make!!

The Fanclub Join me in my quest to become the most popular person on the planet and join my fanclub

' The most popular person on the planets fanclub '

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Music:

Muse
Coldplay
Oasis
Lots Others

Movies:

Anchorman
Old School
Borat
Anything that is any good

Television:

Father Ted
Alan Partridge
Phoenix Nights
etc

Books:

Heroes:

The inventor of Kentucky Fried Chicken

My Blog

Interview with HELLO Magazine

Hello Fans,I recently had a interview with HELLO magazine, this is what they asked me...... (Part two will be released later!)Which did you enjoy best: high school, middle school, or elementary school...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

I’M BACK - REAL REASONS FOR MY ABSENCE REVEALED!!!!

I think i should now reveal the real reason why i have not been online for 3 months, let me take you back to a cold october evening, i was sitting at home watching my favorite episode of my little pon...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

Some answers to some very important questions

1. When's the last time you ran? Great first question, and one that brings shivers to my spine, it was in 1987, i was walking home wearing my new mickey mouse hat, when a seagull dive bombed me, and t...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST

Answers to questions about James Bond

Don't forget to subscribe to my blog , all of my previous question and answer sessions are stored there. Oh and there is still time to apply for Augusts Miss Most Popular Person competition, he winner...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

Answers to questions about ....... weddings

Don't forget to subscribe to my blog , all of my previous question and answer sessions are stored thereHello Fans,Thankyou to everyone who sent me questions about Weddings, i thought i would share the...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

This weeks questionaire

1. Who were you with last night?I was dining with The Queen , Tony Blair , Tim Brooke Taylor and the blonde woman out of abba. We had a lovely evening discussing the worlds problems, and at the end of...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:25:00 PST

Answers to the questionaire - 'are you taller than your mum'

1. Are you taller than your mum?Only just , my mother is the great great granddaughter of Tom Thumb, and is only 5 inches high , i am just slighty taller than her measuring 6ft 22. What color is your ...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

Answers to questions about......Fingers

Hello Fans,Thankyou to everyone who sent me questions about Fingers, i thought i would share them with everybody else....The Farmster Given that the crusades of the middle ages were to "free the holy ...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

Answers to questions about......Bubblegum

Hello Fans,Thankyou to everyone who sent me questions about Bubblegum, i thought i would share them with everybody else....dearprudence829 Does bubble gum taste better if you chew it obnoxiously with ...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST

Shopping Troubles....................

Hello Fans,I have recently been shopping at a local supermarket and have been amazed by how misleading and confusing it can be to shop in this day and age, i have been posting bulletins today about so...
Posted by Popular Person on the Planet on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST