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JonJuanDellaMaxxx

ONLY A FOOL IS 100% SURE!

About Me

***Ask And I'll Tell You***
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My Interests

***Many***Over 1200Pounds Worth!...I Guess You Could Say I Have TONS...BAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

***Any One That Is Not A Liar!***And Any Human Of The Female Species That Isn't A Slut Or A Whore. I Should Carry A Rabbit's Foot Or A Horseshoe In My Pocket Because I'll Need Some LUCK In That Department!...Baaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Depends On My Mood...But What Really Is Music To My Ears Is Small Children Crying! That Way I Think, At Least Nothing In My Life Is So Bad It's Making Me Cry...And Then I Smile.

Movies:

2LLLOOONNNGGG!!!-Thistle,(I'm Irish) Be Easier: Araki-Lynch-Tarantino-Zucker.Abrahms.Zucker-Stone-Smith-Gill iam-Smithee-Rodriguez-Hughes-Heckerling-Coen Bros-Gallo-Clark-Farelly Bros-Korine-Aurora Snow-Mitchell Bros-Murrays-Chan-80'S Cusack-Mario Bros,(BAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!)-Kubrick-Spielberg-...YAP-YAP-YAP!!!. ..FUCKIN YAP!!! Or less ofensively stated, "These People Are Cool! Yada, Yada, Yada, Theres Way 2Many 2Name!!!

Television:

LOVE: All In The Family/Seinfeld/Family Guy/Friends/Simpsons/Heroes/70's Show---HATE: Most Reality Shows, ESPECIALLY Real World/Road Rules And Every Other Reality Show M.T.V. Has Posioned Our Youths With!!!

Books:

Adams...Not The College, In That Nerds Movie!---BAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Heroes:

My Parents/Famalia And JEREMY (JAIR BAIR) YOUNGMAN........ONLY!!!

My Blog

Attention Beggaries

People that continue to wear an admission bracelet after the show are ones that need to tell everyone what they are doing or where they went.  They feel obligated to explain the wrist band b...
Posted by JonJuanDellaMaxxx on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

Idiots that should not exist!!!!!!

Any  man that drives a yellow car must of taken the little yellow bus to school becuase they are retarded.  They are so retarded that they were denied participation in the special olympics.&...
Posted by JonJuanDellaMaxxx on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:02:00 PST

4th of July

I hope it rains on everybody's parade today, because a clear day means=FIREWORKS!!!!!  FIREWORKS can lead to trouble!!!!!!!!!!  I dont want to see another person, possibly charred from tryin...
Posted by JonJuanDellaMaxxx on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

disaster waiting to happen-like NAW-LYNNS

Well, this is my first blog and I bet most won't like it.  Too bad!  So, I can assume we have all  heard of, "the simpsons" movie?  If you have not, you just did.    ...
Posted by JonJuanDellaMaxxx on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST