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Hi. I like to hang out with goats. I do.
I like cats. I like dogs. I like the candy, Runts.
I think anyone who gets their cat declawed is a lazy, ignorant, mutilator who needs to wake up and research what exactly takes place to achieve this cosmetic surgery.
I have many opinions. I like to voice them. I was born and raised a Sox fan. I was also raised to Hate that Other team. I've never set foot in their world's largest outdoor, yuppie, college-boy, gaybar, and I never will.
I love a great sense of humor. I crocheted my first blanket when I was 13. I enjoy painting wood furniture. I like to make catnip pillows and kitty krinkle pillows, then I give them away to fellow cat lovers. I have had an anxiety disorder for the past 8 years or so, and I have it basically under control, but it'll always be there.
I don't give myself enough credit for how hard it has been to battle my own head, and I've never given in. Anyone who has struggled with dibilitating anxiety and/or depression knows what I mean.
I've been working FOR animals for the past 7 years.
I could probably live off of chips and salsa. The hotter, the better!!!
Every night, I pop in an MST3K to watch. If I don't fall asleep, or need the tv off, I put on some "white noise" on the sound machine, put in some earplugs and drift away.
I have a Guinea Pig named Lauren Piggy.
The first time I altered my hair color was in 8th grade.
I think about 95% of parents probably should have never had children. But then hey, most of us wouldn't be here, right?!
When I was still of grammar school age, I played softball in The East Side Girls League. I pitched pretty fast, but also pretty inaccurately. The other team would sing "Wild Thing," just like they did for Ricky Vaughn, and I'd get super pissed. I got thrown out of a few games by the umpire, and I was only like 11 years old. I've been working on my bad attitude for a while.
My fish tank is almost always green:(
I don't fly. The last time I was in a plane, I was 16.
One of my oddest fears is that an airplane will fall on me from the sky. What are yours?
All throughout my school years I was picked on and outcasted. I never had one boy ask me out, nor did I go to any of my school dances. It's ok though. I've since made up for it. Besides, now I usually do the asking anyways.
I am often insanely funny, and when I'm "on," my wit is fierce. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
I can go head to head with the best of them when it comes to 80's trivia...especially tv sit-com questions. Go ahead, ask me something!
I served my college internship in the middle of the mountains in Colorado. I really want to go back.
I've never been in love. I know that now.
I'm allergic to pennicillan, I'm a full-body organ donor, and I want to be cremated...just in case you're with me when I need an ambulance or keel over and die.
In 2005 I had my gall bladder surgically removed. I've heard that the pain of gall stones has been compared to the pain of child birth. I've never given birth, and never will, but holy shit, did those stones fucking hurt. I recommend NOT waiting years to finally have the damn thing taken out.
I have an exciting collection of mold-a-rama's from various Chicago site-seeing institutions.
I can sing/rap the entire SuperBowl Shuffle song.
I was obsessed with Axl Rose when I was in 7th and 8th grade. I remember my mother Really liking that one! *sarcasm*
I think you should write me an email, b/c I have not much else better to do than to write you back! Yeehaw!!!
