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Dan

Fate can only take you so far...

About Me

People that use Boi and MiXeD CAse are fucking idiots.

This is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. EVER.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people that can actually hold an intelligent conversation. Intelligence is sexy!

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Alkaline Trio, Sum41, Blink-182, Brand New, Weezer, Piebald, Lucky Boys Confusion, Bowling for Soup, The Aquabats, The Get Up Kids, Split Habit , The Matches, Sugarcult, The American Cheese Band, Radiohead, MC Lars

Movies:

Office Space, American Beauty, Last of the Mohicans, Half Baked, Friday, The Dark Crystal, The Big Lebowski, Tron, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Zoolander, The Boondock Saints, Anchorman, Clerks, Garden State, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

Scrubs, The Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, (almost) anything on The Food Network, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, American Chopper, The FBI Files, The New Detectives, Insomniac, South Park, Futurama, Aqua Teen

My Blog

Change your fucking password!!!

Hey!Are you sick and fucking tired of getting myspace emails from people with links that say "Look who just posed for Playboy!  I can't believe we went to highschool with her!"  and  "W...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST

People are so stupid.

You know what I'm really sick of?  Nicole Richie. She parades around like she owns the entire fucking planet, is completely anorexic (or bulimic, whichever), and wears those ridiculous fucking ...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST

V for Vendetta

Dude, I just read V For Vendetta... it's a British graphic novel that was released in the 80's...and holy shit, it is fucking AMAZING.I highly recommend you all go out and read it, even it you're not ...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:22:00 PST

Teen Centers

Why is it, that when something good pops up to help out those in need, that it's always associated in some way or another with Saving their Souls?  Why must all of the walls in this teen center b...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To all you would-be flamers.

It's a geek term, not a jab at sexual orientation. Look into it. HEY! Wanna know why I stopped responding to all of my Myspace emails, comments, etc? Because I'm on FUCKING VACATION!!! If I don...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Graffitti

I'm sitting backstage right now of the club that we're playing in Sacramento, and just saw some graffitti that made my day. It's the perfect female counterpart to "Rock out with your cock out", a phr...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long time, no update

Ok, so it's been a loooooooooong time since I've updated this thing... but I'm sorry to report that this will be a short one.Had an AMAZING time in the UK for the last 3 weeks - I'm in the process of ...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hershey bars and fast cars.

Ok, so I'm at Hershey park right now, in Hershey PA, and Owen is driving like a maniac...hence the subject :c) I realized today that it's been nearly a month (to the day) since my last entry... I'm...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthday...and stuff...

Hey, just wanted to take a quick sec to thank everyone for the Birthday wishes...but it's not my birthday...yet... Also - everything on Warped is fucking amazing!! We got mentioned in the pit rep...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Independance Day.

So it's the 4th of July, and we're in Vegas. The tour so far has fucking ruled - good shows, good people, and some hot fucking weather. Speaking of hot weather, it's fucking RETARDED hot in Vegas ri...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST