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Lisa Marie

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About Me

I am 26 and have lived within a 20 mile radius of Austin Texas all my life...this makes me broken to live anywhere else. I have not stopped belivin' because Journey told me not to, I am positive hair metal will save the world, I believe in the power of a 1929 Roadster driven by girls in 80's attire. I worship at the alter of Gregphen Lobert. I love lamp, and I killed a man with a trident.
I like my little slice of 20 somethin', hung over, Ramen and PB&J eating, corporate job to pay the bills, scrimpin & save for concert tickets, blogging, Lester Bangs want-to-be, lifestyle.
I full time job and school it...i am a busy fucking bee...but I love life and people...
---"The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious." Lester Bangs
My two main goals in life are:
1. Be Funny
2. Smell Nice
Umm...I AM a Gnerd.....
"Flat mass culture, the norm that took hold I hope I die before I get sold. " Rock MC LARS does.


My Interests

Loves of My Life--Music and Comedy....and Texas.

Other sturf is as follows(in alpha order who would of thunk it?):
24 hour food joints, 80's hair/glam rock(Metal!), albino black sheep, animation/flash, Austin, booty shaking, cheap ass games, clever people, Coach Z, Craig Shoemaker, gaming(my d20 RULES!), George Carlin, gprime.net, happy hour, helping people, Homestarrunner, John Leguizamo, John Rabon, Karaoke Underground, libaries, live shows(music, comedy, plays etc.), Lucas Molandes, lyrical genius, metaphysical crafts, mixed drinks, mixed tapes, newgrounds, Retarded Animal Babies, Settlers of Catan, Shel Silverstein, silly/stupid jokes, stumble upon, Tex-mex food, This week in god, Top 5's!!!, Trivia, TXRD (ie Lonestar Roller Girls), witty banter, Wizard People Dear Reader!, words, writing, You have Bad Taste in Music and hella bunch more.

I'd like to meet:

I dig people. All kinds. Partial to drinkers, gamers, music lovers, and movie quoters.

Music:



So this drunk guy came up to me at a concert and asked me about my favorite band..."Of all time is the Beatles, living band Bowling For Soup."

He agreed BFS was awesome and asked me besides them..."Tough one probably Social D."

When he went away I realized that may have not been the right answer and I should of said the Mad Caddies or The Descendents, or....Then I realized it ain't easy having good taste in music.

I dig Music:
--That you can sing-a-long to even if it is singing the wrong words through the verses's and singing the chorus loudly.
--That I can shake my ass too, or dance in a non shake ass way.
--Lyrics that have meaning, Lyrics that make you laugh, Lyrics that are just plain catchy.
--I love, Love, LOVE! a good live show, (Note to bands: make it fun, I do not go to a show to be bummed.)
--I like happy music.
--I do not listen to things because the radio tells me too. I do not like all kinds of music but I do respect it as an art form.

Genres you say?? Rock (including punk, metal, some alternitve, and some indie), Country, R&B/Soul, Hip-Hop, Rap, showtunes, musicals, Disco, Dance, LOCAL, Texas, and what ever tickles my ear and makes me tap my toes.

Recommendations??
Beatles, Bowling for Soup, Army of Freshmen, Social Distortion, Mad Caddies, Descendents, Punchline, MC Lars, Suburban Legends, Abba, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Jim Reeves, Kitty Wells, Skeeter Davis, New Disaster, Say Hello to the Angels, Riddlin Kids, Dynamite Boy, Refreshments, NOFX, Me First...anything on Fat Wreck Chords and/or Fueled by Ramen and/or any one who started off on Sun records, three bizillion more...ask me I Heart mouthing off about music

Support non-label bands people!!


The only thing sadder than a hungry talented musician is lost puppies...which essentially...um nevermind...

P.S. This man is a god.

Movies:

Could not shorten sorry....
This may take a while...
Top 5 Really good Movies
1. Natural Born Killers
2. Almost Famous
3. Rush
4. Dazed & Confused
5. The Shootist
Movies I dig (and quote all the time):
The Big Lebowski, Superbad, The Aristocrats, Wedding Crashers, Sin City, Beerfest, Puddle Cruisers, Club Dread, Blues Brothers, Tombstone, Talladega Nights, Drop Dead Fred, High Fidelity, Sean of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Much Ado about Nothing, Harlem Nights, Fast Times, Empire Records, Raising Arizona, The Sandlott, Fight Club, Four Rooms, School OF Rock, Snatch, Say Anything, Happy Texas, Psycho Beach Party, How to Kill Your neighbors Dog, Usual Suspects, Sleepers, Once Bitten, Orgasmo, Best Little Whore House in Texas, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Outsiders, Mulan, Sword and the Stone, Lion King, Labrynth, Last Unicorn, Krull, Robin Hood (animated), Robin Hood Men in Tights(tight, tights!), Young Guns, Rock N Roll high School, The Rose, Muriels Wedding, Peggy Sue got Married, Moonstruck, Birdcage, Singles, The Big Chill, Go, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Dangerous lives of Alter Boys, Igby Goes Down, The Sweetest Thing, Tarintino Flicks, Kevin Smith Jeresy Tales, All Harry Potter, Wiseguy Movies, horror all kinds love it all, Cult movies, westerns, Every Johnny Depp Movie there is, 80's Brat pack Movies, SNL Spin off movies(includes actors not just skits), and many more mind you these are not movies i have just seen once or twice most of them i know verbatum.
Movie quote of the Week:

"keep your eye on the fruit...."


if you get it...you get the prize of my quoting affection.

Television:

Food TV JUNKIE....for reals, Alton Brown is a FN genius...My Name is Earl, [adult swim], Ugly Betty, Family Guy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Robot Chicken, Twin Peaks, Forever Knight, Deadwood, Red Drawf, Saturday Night Live RERUNS (circa 1975-1998), Greg The Bunny, Gilmore Girls, My So Called Life, Sopranos, Sex in the City, Friends, Absolutely Fabulous, Beat the Geeks, GAME SHOWS!!! Especially Trivia, CSI, Night Court, Muppets, Square One, Are you afraid of the dark?, Any list shows (100 greatest one hit wonders, etc.), I 3 the 80's/Strikeback, I 3 the 90's/part deux, and more.

Books:

I am not as well read as I would like, I love books, I love to read, I just do not do it in a timely mannner. Which makes it hard to do in my hectic non schedule. But here are some I dig a lot; The Facts of life and other Dirty Jokes-Willie Nelson, Tuesdays with Morrie, Harry Potter 1-6, Hope for the Flowers, and any Shel Silverstein.
Books I have started to, scanned, bought, and/or will read; Love all the People-Bill Hicks, Talk dirty and influence people-lenny bruce, Will you miss me when i'm gone-- Carter Family, Lipstick Traces, We owe You nothing:Punk Planet, Hitchhikers Guide and the HG Ilk, Enders Game, The once and Future King, On the Road-Jack Keroac, Among the Bohemians, America, Cats Cradle, Steal this Book, Chuck Klosterman All of them!! Chuck Palahniuk Novels ALL OF THEM!! I also plan to read all The modern Libary.and much much more as per usual.
Now to Pimp my Bitches and Hoes
(not to say these guys are bitches and hoes I was just being clever)
Make your own scene
FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS! L.A.F!
The Vanished not E to the MO I promise...except Kerosine
Army of Freshmen They look a little gay with the all the Magnum and Blue Steel going on but whatevs there music is RAD to the umteenth power.

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Lester Bangs, Cameron Crowe, Janice Williams, Miss Conduct, Broken Lizard, Jack Handey, Rita Leeds (MRF) and Fat Mike.

1)Any one who is themselves without any definitions, proclamations, and/or mission statements.
2) Any one whose heart can not be weighed or measured by any means.
3) Any one who is a genuinely good person.

Gould and Eileen!!!

My Blog

STUCK in my FN Head...

I mean it is a good song but Jesus christ I need a song exorcism... Well its Friday were gettin tore up. Goin down to the river in the back of Fred's truck. Remember one time you said it was all right...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST

country music and Whiskey

Is clear cut concise emotions out of my natural wheelhouse?? This is not a big thing but it a constantly stunting thing. I am not complaining just a plea for self realization. So there is this g...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

My Fake Dive....

So in addition to all the other crap in speech I have to do I also have to do a business proposal.Tech you are suposse to do the one that you have already,,,I want to do it on my real dreamy dreammy o...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:51:00 PST

good-bye 4.0....

First let me say that I have not gotten a C since the 5th grade...and this includes drug usage, drunkeness, and general lack of envolvement.AND NOW I MIGHT MAKE A FN CBOO HISSAnd not because I did not...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

useless...or something

I have been ebola monkey for days now...no work, no school, no people to hang with because of my contagiousery.I am no longer contagious YAHHOOOOAnd it is my written part of the practical today...yeah...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

Message O NI---Need help with strong words

So I have 2 Chef InstructorsChef Kyle and Chef Edna Lynn PorterChef Edna Lynn is amazing I would love for her to just be our chef all the way through...that is not going to happen...but eh...Chef Kyle...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

some fuck and some shit some suck and some shit and you have a fuck shit stack...

So the Greatness and fun of SXSW2008 was quickly watered down and almost diminished by the Funeral (which I think is just fucked up to have the word ’fun’ in that word so I have been refer...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

why are we so wicked indecisive??

No really.....OK I am off to bed though I wanted to write and say things that are some what on topic...pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppp
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST

I met Fat mike...heard I don’t know...saw 1100 springs...and eye fucked until i went stupid...

Happy Birthday to ME!!!Seriously Friday went to NOFX show at Stubb's got All Access passes by "good concert going karma" (via Dustin), went backstage and met Fat Mike...and some other dude that was im...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

So.....I do not deal with death well....It's not like I fall apart, or don't except the person is dead...And I do care...And I agree that death is some fucked up shit.I just am desensitized..."Oh that...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST