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stuart

About Me

Q: if one train takes off from woodlake calif. and the other from lodi, where will the accident occur? A: visalia. third time's the charm i guess.

My Interests

i like to ride my bicycle and sleep in late until 5.30

I'd like to meet:

the creator... of various hilarious sitcoms.

Music:

i get my daily dose. but npr doesn't come in up here on maggie's farm, sh*t buckets! rhapsody is currently bouncing between new eels and some whiskeytown if that helps.

Movies:

you know, i've almost forgotten what these things are, its a shame. but we watch clips in class sometimes.

Television:

my family had one from the 50's when i was a kid. thats one more than i have now.

Books:

i like to read, but i'm like a sloth. everytime i try something for fun, i'm getting pop quizzed on the sh*t i didn't read as a result. but the last thing i snuck in was a william s burroughs bio.

Heroes:

oh man, this section should be bursting at the seams. i had this idea to rotate my picture through a few that i happened to have under 'my pictures' kinda like a 'today i'm feeling X' type of thing. that way i could show that i was feeling in control like greenspan or, well, dead like ODB. but then i realized that myspace will probably be blocked on our network again tomorrow. meh.