late 90s alice - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my name is alice. i'm a mean, spiteful little girl. i know everything. i have the perfect boyfriend. we're going to be together forever.
*i'll delete your comment if you don't make reference to the late 90s. you future people are freaking me out. i'll also delete your comment if you misspell something or misuse a homonym. amber boyer, don't worry. you're exempt from this as you can do no wrong in my squinty blue eyes.

My Interests

tetris, dr. mario, math, graph paper, architecture, typographically assaulting idiots on the +/- board, tennis, getting worked up about improper grammar while simultaneously refusing to capitalize my own words, volkswagens, noncrustpunks representing since 1997 or so

I'd like to meet:

i've already met everybody i'll ever want to know.

Music:

*bra!d*, joan of arc, cap'n jazz, the zombies, modest mouse, hayden, that dog, the smiths, king for a day, weezer, sarge, the dead milkmen, material issue, roosevelts inaugural parade, jawbreaker, new order, ween, galaxie 500, karate, belle & sebastian, tinker toys, built to spill, daniel johnston, gyga, ida, empire state games, jawbreaker, joy division, the secret stars, will oldham

Movies:

mr. t's be somebody or be somebody's fool

Television:

kids in the hall, the discovery channel, the state on vhs.

Books:

i'll "read" 30some pages before i realize that i've been thinking about string theory and norwegian black metal.

My Blog

i got fired.

we have this manager named colette who is this middle-aged monster who hates Hates HATES when she's not the center of attention. nobody was in the store, so a couple of us were just hanging out, talk...
Posted by late 90s alice on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

tell me lies.

last night, scott, amanda, logan, derek, and i were all hanging out and we were trying to figure out something to do. i had been at ted krisko's house the night before (i'll save that for diaryland) ...
Posted by late 90s alice on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

ryan allen.

does anybody know a kid from livonia named ryan allen? i think he's about 17 or 18.anyway, he came into the store about a week ago and bought veruca salt tickets, and i guess i forgot to apply the se...
Posted by late 90s alice on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST

beastiality.

last night, scott and i were having sex and he was on top and we were trying to be really quiet so as to not wake up my parents. about ten minutes into it, i noticed that something was off with the r...
Posted by late 90s alice on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST