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alice!

Mustache in your face!

About Me

I'm a self-destructive fool.

My Interests

Macs, Volkswagens, architecture, minimalism, being everyone's number five, riding my bike, La Fin du Monde & Terrible, the metric system, holding hands, obsessive-compulsion, kelly green American Apparel T-Shirts, Sweden, Pentel Twist-Erase 0.5s, ultra fine point Sharpies, Craigslist, sleeping with my powerbook, skirts in the summer and snowsuits in the winter, sitting in my car while it's covered in snow and pretending I'm somewhere else, panic attacks, Prismacolor markers, thunderstorms, awkwardness, camping, pathological lies, Bill Bonds, plate tectonics, autumn, b-horror, uncomfortable proximities, playing fight club while wearing snowsuits, dominoes, talking to strangers, Iceland, talking smack, spontaneity, mid-century modern design, taking the hypotenuse, hot cocoa, rainy days, mondays, erotic photohunt, vegetarianism, math, brushing my teeth, secrets, hanging out in pajamas, telling outlandish stories, insomnia, being up to no good, multiples of five, tennis, Polaroids, TETRIS, Dr. Mario, graph paper, robot costumes

I'd like to meet:

You'll do.

Music:

this: lastfm
that: [ingenting], Acid House Kings, Apples in Stereo, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, The Bear Quartet, Belle & Sebastian, Braid, Built to Spill, Camera Obscura, Cap'n Jazz, Carissa's Wierd, Cat Power, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Club 8, Daniel Johnston, Dawn Landes, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Douglas Heart, Edson, Elf Power, Elliott Smith, Galaxie 500, George is Jones, Hayden, Ida, The Innocence Mission, Jawbreaker, Jenny Lewis, Jenny Owen Youngs, Jens Lekman, Joan of Arc, John Vanderslice, Jose Gonzalez, Jude, Karate, Laurel Music, Loveninjas, Low, The Lucksmiths, Midlake, Mirah, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Drake, Pavement, Pelle Carlberg, Pernice Brothers, Phoenix, Pinback, Pipas, The Pipettes, Pixies, The Postal Service, The Radio Dept., Red Stars Theory, The Secret Stars, Rilo Kiley, The Rogers Sisters, Rogue Wave, Saturday Looks Good to Me, Sambassadeur, Serge Gainsbourg, The Smiths, Smog, Stars, Sufjan Stevens, Sugarcubes, Taken by Trees, That Dog, Tigercity, Tilly and the Wall, The Velvet Underground, The Zombies

Movies:

Primer, Bad Boy Bubby, The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Little Miss Sunshine, Curse of the Queerwolf, The Tenant, FUBAR, The Royal Tenenbaums, Edward Scissorhands, Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Baxter, My Best Fiend: Klaus Kinski, Mifune, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Harold and Maude, Mystery Train, The Rules of Attraction, Down by Law, Audition, Ghost World, Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41, Through a Glass Darkly, The Graduate, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, City of God, Spellbound, The Silence, Wild Strawberries, Visitor Q, The City of Lost Children, A Woman is a Woman, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, Children Underground, Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

Television:

LOST, Arrested Development, Project Runway, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Clark and Michael, Top Chef, Flight of the Conchords, 7 Mile to Belle Isle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
All on DVD, courtesy of netflix, a season or three too late.

Books:

Sedaris, Pahlaniuk, Cometbus, Arsenic Lullaby, The Areas of My Expertise, Middlesex, Lords of Chaos, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Haunted, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Choke, MacWorld, Cat's Cradle, The Guide to Getting It On

Heroes:

Werner Herzog.

My Blog

That joke isn’t funny anymore.

I bought this shirt at a thrift store when I was 15.It's no longer funny.
Posted by alice! on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

Two Cups One Girl.

You should all post your crazy reaction videos....
Posted by alice! on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST

Lets get serious.

According to AT&T, I sent and received a total of 4400 text messages this past month and I can't help but think I'm wasting a lot of valuable time here, so I think it's time I start focusing my effort...
Posted by alice! on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

Taste the power!

I was at the gym yesterday, and a man actually pooped while doing leg presses.I immediately text messaged my friend to inform him of what I had just witnessed, and, most appropriately, he expressed hi...
Posted by alice! on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

Infidelitease.

Baby, I can tell that I love you'cause when I cheat on youI almost feel kind of bad about it.
Posted by alice! on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

The psychological process of systematically selecting radio buttons on a myspace profile

Ooh girl, I love you, and baby, I want you to know how much I love you, so what I'm going to do is let you know how much I love you by means of the internet, and baby, I'm going to change my myspace ...
Posted by alice! on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

Sleep on the hypotenuse of your bed tonight. You'll thank me for it.
Posted by alice! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:29:00 PST

A proclamation of love.

Dear Organic Morning Lite Cereal by Trader Joes,I love the way you still taste absolutely wonderful, even after I accidentally pour milk in my glass, and orange juice in my bowl.Yours forever, Alice...
Posted by alice! on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

Fake Craigslist Casual Encounter No. 16


Posted by alice! on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

Best birthday ever.

Sean and Bill made the song on my myspace profile. They also dressed up like hookers for me. I'm in love.
Posted by alice! on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:08:00 PST