I HAD A BAD DAY |
I HAD A BAD DAYIt was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to changethe admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get intoHeaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you ...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST |
True love |
True loveThree men were drinking at a bar a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fu...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST |
The Number 11 |
The Number 11Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out.If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!!This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, bu...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST |
Speeding |
SPEEDING I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT. Sign You're Driving Too Fast..........
Posted by Jack Skellington on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Spaghetti |
SpaghettiA wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reput...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST |
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES |
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting ...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Adult Fairy Tales |
Adult Fairy TalesCINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmotherwon't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella wi...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST |
Never under estimate the little old Lady |
Never under estimate the little old LadyA little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savin...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:45:00 PST |
The Three Wishes |
The Three WishesAn old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her frontporch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairygodmother appears in front of her and informs her that sh...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:27:00 PST |
Soft and Hard |
Soft and HardA man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a womanbeside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her b...
Posted by Jack Skellington on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:40:00 PST |
