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Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher.

He tried to get wasted, but all he got was punch drunk....now with pictures!

About Me

Ahhh, isnt my profile a strain on the eyes?
It is?
Excellent, my plan to turn the population of the interwebs into blind mole people is working!!!
I like stuff....and things.
Prefer animals over people, i think one day i'll be crazy cat guy, though maybe not with cats.
USED to dj at Southsea rocks, not not doing anything worthwhile with my time, but always up for travelling to play new places. But will still be doing my EBM/industrial Aspect nights.Dj names; Spikey Myke, Minstar, Shifty Preacher, Shiftplusone, depends on my mood which i use.
Been described as "Lovable but insane...but in a good funny way." I think that's about right.
My life is ruled by my livejournal now, save me!! 'shiftplusone' on there.I must admit, i used to be a WoW fanatic, but now, i can go outside and talk to real people.
Pretty shy around new people (understatment), so feel free to bombard me with hellooooos. I also promise to finish this profile one day too.
If wanting to add me as a friend, please send me a message first, tis only polite. If i've added you without saying hi, feel free to scold me. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Geek - Puters, WoW(only a little bit mind you!), anime, my lovely fish, cats and dawg, etc.

Djing still, doing several different clubs around the country, but slowly starting to hate the goth/industrial scene. Tacky horror flicks are a love of mine, along with shows like Scrubs, Prison break and Heroes.

So clubbing is/was a big part of my life, work and pleasure wise, always on the look out for somewhere new, but not too loud, i'm getting old ya know.

Trying to get my plans for world domination up and running, but i lack motivation. Maybe more icecream will help?Still doing band stuff, now trying to find people for a more raw RAWK sound though....or grunge, mmm, grunge.

HATS!!! ..I'd like more hair...and more weight.

I'd like to meet:

People who actually have a passion for something, musos, artists, people from the 1940s, crack whores, ya know, the usual.MOAR FUCKING MUSICIANS!! Seriously, i'm bored of not playing in a band now!!!!
You Are 34% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

THIS IS WHO I REALLY LOVE!!!Actually, I want to meet Alan Sugar, just so i can say to him (with a straight face) "Alright treacle" maybe wink a bit.I love her i do. Plus, best song evar!Lawl, nerrrrds...!Noel Fielding, just so i can find out his secret for being so cool.(I love Trent Reznor)

Music:

I like pretty much anything, just as long as it's not The Darkness, hate them with a passion.

Mainly listen to Industrial, EBM, Metal, Indie (pref the lowfi stuff) acoustic, elektro and any kind of dark dirty pounding dance, faves being NIN, Hoicico, Pendulum and Mesh, RiD, but of course, cant beat Velvet revolver, Ride, Bluetones, Ministry, Therapy?, Buck cherry, Muse and Snoop dogg...=pActually, screw that, i like pretty much anything. But I'll prob think your music taste sucks.
Top twelve fave bands as asked for;
(in no order.) Placebo.
Nine inch nails. (Trent is my personal hero, yes, i'm sad)
Depeche mode.
Ladytron.
Buckcherry.
Bullet for my valentine.
Pop will eat itself.
Alice in chains.
Combichrist.
The Pixies.

Mindless self indulgence.

Skinny puppy.

Movies:

Anything with zombies....or army films. Yes, i like guns and blood.

Or Anchorman.

and I dont care what anyone else says, I think Alien versus Predator is a good movie!!!

Television:

Blacks books, Scrubs, Heroes, Mighty Boosh, Prison break, Family guy, but dont watch TV, only hire the series DVDs out.

The tv was only invented so we could watch DVDs...or Heroes.

Books:

Currently reading ...my wage slip...and Geek Love.

Heroes:

Yer mum!..and my bitches!

I may also have an unhealthy obsession with Amy Lee.But most of all Raul is my hero, for being such a lonley guy.

My Blog

The joys of portsmouth for the pedestrian and other stories.

  SO YESTERDAY; Ill, grumpy, wet and overly tired. A good start to the day, oh yes.How could it possibly get better? Getting in a fight! Some chav bastard was giving the lovely lady in the corner...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION FUN.

Got bored, wrote this, nuff said. A rough draft, but hey, it beats awkward silences right?     "1. Your Name. I did not feel this question could really be improved upon. I guess be sure to i...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

Helloes, i r an feteesh modelle!!

    Tonights rant; Internet models.     FACT; You have had your photo taken by someone else and it has been posted on the interwebs, this does not instantly make you a model. ...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

'Liquid/Envy' OR 'She winked at me with her other eye'

Just got back from Liquid/Envy.Well, what a place! We were greeted at the door by a chinese dragon, queens guard, half nekid men, BAGPIPES and some chick who wanted to be Dita VonTease, but failed...t...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

Nightshift ramblings.

  Ah yes, back on nightshifts for 4 nights, so plenty of time to peruse the interwebs and read all the trashy mags in the office.  and of course adding people i recognise and leaving random ...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

Madness

    Thought I should post something here, been a while.     Some of you will have seen my recent bulletin about being just a number on people myspace pages.  This still annoys...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

VALENTINES DAY.

    So yes, it's yet another time of the year for people to bitch....This time about people they love, or the fact they have noone to shag and they didnt get a card to prove it.   Yes, ...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST

Primevil?

So there i was, having a totally rock and roll saturday night, in my dressing gown, doing the ironing infront of the telly with a glass of wine, when i flick over to Primevil.Now, i saw the advert for...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

JANUARY BEARD!!!!!

Gentlemen!  Think January is a little dull? What is there to do until Valentines Day? Why not grow yourself a January beard? It will keep your face warm against the bitter wind and may even encou...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

Xmas!

    Why oh why am I STILL not in the xmas spirit?!?!   I know it's been pretty much a damn sucky year for me, but I WANT to be happy and jolly and running about squeeling like i was two...
Posted by Shifty "NOT THE FACE!!" Preacher. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST