Philosophy. I love questions of any kind.
1.If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
"Willy!"
2.If you could ask God any one question, what would it be?
"Where do you get your slippers from?"
3.If you could have dinner with anyone (dead OR alive), who would you choose, and why?
"Why would you have dinner with a dead person? Nothing would get eaten and they'd say nothing."
4.Do you "go Dutch" when dating?
"I try to stay in Britain really."
5.Do you know what it means to 'go Dutch'?
"No."
6.Do you think fairy tales influence our choice of a partner?
"I should bloody well hope not, be a bit stupid for someone to go out with a frog or use a girls hair to climb up castles."
7.Have you heard of any successful "love potions?"
"Whiskey and coke."
8.Do you get along with argumentative people?
"Are you trying to start something?"
9.Have you received tips at work?
"Yeah all the time."
10.What is the largest tip you have ever received?
"Stop messing about or i'll sack you."
11.What are your goals in your current job?
"I try my hardest not to look at the clock so time will seem to go a bit faster."
12.How important are goals to you?
"Proper important, if Arsenal hadn't have let Tottenham score that fourth the other night we'd have won the game."
13.Do you have difficulty with school work?
"I never ever had difficulty with my school work thank you very much. I never did it but that's not the point."
14.Why English is hard to learn at university level?
"Might have something to do with everyone getting smashed out of their faces at parties."
15.Do you prefer dogs or cats?
"Cats cos they can't bite me and kill me and shit."
16.Can you name some endangered species?
"Happy british taxpayer!"