Let Me STick it in youR Peter

About Me

I love pizza, soil, gardening, Tony Little, Benji, cruising in my Geo Metro picking up all the HOT ladies. Favorite place to eat would have to be Denny's but late night. That is for sure when all the ladies are out. RAWRRRRRRRRR. I love making new friends. Like duh. I don't bite but I do have a bit of a gas prob. Nothing that Mylanta won't fix. Flannels are cool and Birkenstocks. THat is pretty much my uniform everyday. Don't hate, just masterbate! (words to live by).

My Interests

SHITTING OUT DAISIES. BETCHA DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT CAN DO THAT NOW DO YOU!
CAMELS HUMPING IS QUITE A BIG PASSION OF MINE.

I SHOOT SHIT STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH. DON'T BE SKKKURRRREDD. OR IS THAT A DONKEY? WHATEVER.

I'd like to meet:

I don't judge anyone. Nobody's perfect. Except for me. I will give anyone a chance. Although I have a fear of bearded ladies and midgets. I can try to work something out though if you are one of those.

Music:

DOLLY PARTON, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK, BONNIE RAITT, ELVIS, MJ, BRITNEY SPEARS, MICHAEL BOLTON.

Movies:

Labyrinth, GINGERDEAD MAN, Star Trek the Movie, Wizard of Oz, Debbie Does Dallas and anything else with T&A

Television:

PEOPLES COURT, YO GABBA GABBA, FLAVA OF LOVE, AMERICAN GLADIATORS, READING RAINBOW, ALL MY CHILDREN.

Books:

PLAYBOY, EVERYONE POOPS.

Heroes:

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