Hi I'm Sky, who the hell are you? My profile used to be all about my love for directing midget porn, but I'm afraid it scared off a few normal people, not that I care since normal is boring. But then I changed it to something about animal beastiality and then someone reported me to PETA. Now that I'm finally out of doggy jail I can tell you about the real me.
I obviously joke around way too much, but hey why take life so damn serious all the time. I can't tell ya what I do for a living because then the big guys in suits would come over and beat me up j/k. Anyone that knows me knows that I work hard and play sometimes even harder. I believe in getting the most out of life since we only get one shot at it, unless your into reincarnation in that case we get a lot of chances to fuck up! I damn near live at the river in the summer, and in the winter I work as a ski instructor on the weekends. No I can't get ya free passes, but feel free to rent a cabin and let me stay with you :-).
I plan on doing a lot of things with my life and sometimes set some pretty high goals... but hey if I wanna own an island someday I guess I gotta have high goals huh.
I know a lot of people but only consider a select few my close friends.... feel privileged ya bastards.
I’m a very complex person and there’s a lot about me most people don’t take the time to get to know, will you be just like them, or will you surprise me?
