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J.O.H.N.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a big fan of small shiny objects. I like to sing along with the music, I hate to work out. I got an honorable mention science award in the 7th grade for my work on the kidney. I love movies of all genres. I have a bb pellet in my leg that you can feel. I can load, fire, and clean both a flintlock and percussion cap rifles (like that is going to get me anywhere) I make wicked breakfasts and sandwiches. I , I, I ME ME me, so full of myself it is down right disgusting. Oh, Quite recently I have become a married man, and I cannot show you what my wife looks like, because she is from a tribe that believes photograph's steal her soul.

My Interests

Shiny Objects. Duh.

I'd like to meet:

People, but at this point I will keep my options open.

Music:

I am all over the place. Polyphonic spree, Van Morrison, Rolling Stones, Matthew Sweet, OutKast, NERD, Blackalicious, Aesop Rock, Eagles of Death Metal, Sly and the Family Stone, Ani DiFranco, Radiohead, Dave Matthews Band, Janis Joplin, Dave Brubek, NIN, Roots, Three Dog Night, David Bowie, Beck, Missy Elliot, The Darkness, Roots, Harry Connick Jr( his early stuff), Bare Naked Ladies, phish, Diane Krull, Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Elle, Etta, and Billie.

Movies:

the list is rather vast.

Television:

I use it for DVDs and PS2 games.

Books:

Lamb, One hundred years of solitude(before Oprah), Something Wicked this way Comes, I,Robot, The Source, Midnights Children, Farewell to Arms, The Dark Knight Returns, Elegant Universe, The Peoples History of the United States, The Color Purple, His dark materials trilogy, Refer Madness, Fast Food Nation, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Wrinkle in time, 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Winnie The Pooh, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Calvin and Hobbes(i miss you guy's), Foucalt's Pendulium, the Invisible Man(Wells). Griffin & Sabine. The bible, the torah, the qu'ran. Anything HP Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore.

Heroes:

Martha Plimptons character in the Goonies. Didn't she get a bad rap. The good looking girls best friend.. That sucks. And yet she still was one of the best characters. That is a hero..Screw mother teresa, MLK jr. Stef has got them all beat.