Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Half German, Half Cuban, ALL CRAZY AMERICAN!! I like to sing/scream in key. I've started a band again. Hope all goes well! I don't wanna hear your judgemental, racist, homophobic bullshit. Yes, I am a "flaming, commie liberal". I like movies, but not the ones most people seem to like. I drink beer. It's pretty good. They've been making it for a long time so they got that shit DOWN! I'm in love with my motorcycle and I have a man-crush on Lee Marvin. I used to do this (www.myspace.com/hansmusic), LONG before that, there was this... (www.myspace.com/abandthatneverexisted)...ROCK!Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 60% Superman 60% Robin 55% Supergirl 50% Iron Man 45% Catwoman 45% Hulk 45% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
AND...oddly enough!Your results:
You are Venom Venom 72% Lex Luthor 63% Riddler 60% Apocalypse 58% The Joker 57% Mr. Freeze 57% Mystique 56% Dark Phoenix 55% Dr. Doom 55% Juggernaut 52% Magneto 44% Green Goblin 40% Two-Face 40% Catwoman 36% Kingpin 35% Poison Ivy 30% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

My friends, music, my motorcycle, western shirts, G.I.Joe, comics, movies, Thai food (although I hardly ever actually eat it), any time NOT spent at work, more at 11...

I'd like to meet:

adopt your own virtual pet!And in no particular order...

Music:

Gospel, ONLY gospel... and I FUCKING LOVE SONIC YOUTH!!!

Movies:

MURDERBALL!!!!, Hot Fuzz!, Fight Club, Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, Transformers: The Movie (seriously, it has something for everyone), Pootie Tang, Donnie Darko, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, The Jerk ("Random Victim Son-of-a-bitch!"), Lost in Translation, Suicide Kings, The Iron Giant, Nothing to Lose, Man On Fire! (If you're not holding back tears when li'l Dakota Fanning says "Where's Creasy!?"...I'on'know...you'd have to be a Wal-Mart executive or something!), SHAUN OF THE DEAD, ROYAL TENNENBAUMS, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, anything with Lee Marvin in it! (I.E. THE DIRTY DOZEN!!! or POINT BLANK!) V For Vendetta (even though it's not as edgy and dark as the comic book it's based on...) Death Proof is becoming more and more of a favorite...Sweeny Todd...

Television:

I've actually been meaning to make a HUGE confession about something pertaining to this. Watch for an upcoming blog..... width="425" height="350" ..If you're a fan of David Bowie OR Iggy Pop, WATCH THIS SHIT!!

Books:

Invisible Monsters - Chuck Pahlaniuk, Choke - Chuck Pahlaniuk, Ishmael - Daniel Quinn, The Panther and the Lash - Langston Hughes, The Picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde... Look, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very well read...And I LOVE (good) comic books...and SOMETIMES crappy ones too.

Heroes:

Anyone who gets knocked down and keeps comin' back.

My Blog

FICTION: Part 2

"Good morning, Sir. Who are you here to see?""Um...Zymanski." answered Rick. Lost in thought on the way into the funeral home, the usher at the front door sort of caught...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

In regards to the Drunken man-bitch blog...

The other night I put up a drunken blog here that was kind of...whiny. To those of you who may have read it, I apologize for my man-bitchery. Now enjoy your day. ROCK!
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:49:00 PST

FICTION: Part 1...

He knew. He knew something wasn't right. Something wasn't right with the world and not only that, but with himself as well. As he tossed and turned in his bed, the...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

But what about the Super-DUPER Delegates?

Weren't countin' on that, eh? eh?
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:59:00 PST

Bathroom Walls

Yesterday while at work (my workday is based around a moving truck, mind you), my co-worker and I stopped for some breakfast. I had to use the bathroom. It was nice to see they redecorated...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

Greatest Text Exchange EVER (maybe)

The following is a text message exchange between my friend Chris and I last night. It started off normal enough, but then I sent this for NO reason.Me: Obama yo mama!Chris: Obama says knoc...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:17:00 PST

Cloverfield is the WORST damn movie ever made!

This fact cannot be stressed enough. This movie is fucking awful and actually aggravating to watch! It's so bad you can't even make fun of it. Do NOT see this movie! If you see...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:48:00 PST

Did I need a whole blog for this?

Ya know...sometimes people just do things that make ya go, "What the fuck, man?"
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

Finn Joseph Wittrock has arrived!!!!

On Friday, March 9, 2007, my nephew, Finn Joseph Wittrock, Son of Erick arrived on Earth! So begins my reign as Cool Uncle Hans, King of the Kids! Let all other uncles beware! My Unc...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

Chevy Aveo vs. Ford F350 (No I didn't wreck my car again)

Yesterday morning I'm going to work. I'm already pissed off because 1) I have to work every Saturday morning, and 2) I stepped in dog piss in my socks and had to go back, wash my foot, etc. b4 l...
Posted by Dr. Hans A. Wittrock, MF on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST