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Your Therapist

So why don't you start from the beginning?

About Me

I am your MySpace therapist. You tell me your problems and I listen to all your BS and give you free advice which may or may not work to cure you.

My Interests

Helping others, feeling superior, stroking my beard, saying "ummhmmmm, I see, go on..."

I'd like to meet:

Random people who want advice from a total stranger on MySpace.

Movies:

Analyze This, Analyze That, the Shrink is in, Crimes of the Heart, the Prince of Tides,

Books:

How to Give Random Advice Without a License Who's the Wacko Now? Father Figure Fuckups Problems, Problems, Problems Mother Made Me Eat My Peas Oedipus On the Rocks Dysfunction Junction I'm Sorry Your Time is Up Mama's Boy No More

Heroes:

Sigmund Freud, Kelsey Grammar, Lucy from the Peanuts gang