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D.A.V.E

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The All Powerful D.A.V.E
Birthday: 22 June
Birthplace: Tallaght, Dublin
Current Location: Silt, Colorado
Eye Color: Yup
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Life size
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pink furry cowboy boots
Your Weakness: Kyrptonite
Your Fears: The evil monkey that lives in my closet
Your Perfect Pizza: Made of solid gold
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Launch a rocket so big it scares the crap outta NASA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bye!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gnomes stole my underwear!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My liver of steel
Your Bedtime: Dawn
Your Most Missed Memory: That time I beat up Bosco
Pepsi or Coke: Same thing
McDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: What the hell is a group date anyway?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco addict
Cappuccino or Coffee: Isn't cappuccino coffee?
Do you Smoke: Like a fish
Do you Swear: All day every day
Do you Sing: It sounds like a cat being "fixed"
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that (twice)
Do you want to get Married: Where's my ring?
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah baby!
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, just a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Like matches and petrol
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: See "Heritage"
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In Colorado? Are you nuts!?!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Kinda
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yup, now they are buried in the woods
Ever Shoplifted: Shop was too heavy
How do you want to Die: Laughing like a maniac
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece

Number of Piercings: 1

Number of Tattoos: 4 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Letting Kat invade Franceland

My Interests

Warhammer 40k, fire poi, model rockets, archery, stabby/shooty/burny stuff, classic cars, archery

I'd like to meet:

God, so I can ask him why kangaroos dont go "boiing" when they jump

Music:

Any rap, metal, or even country :-O

Movies:

My all time favourite is "The Refridgerator". Its about a fridge that gets possessed by Satan (like he has nothing better to do) and goes around eating people.

Television:

Mythbusters, Brainic, Futurama, Family Guy, or any stand up comedy

Books:

The Horus Heresy series from Black Library, Headcrash by Bruce Bethke, and anything that teaches you how to make bombs and stuff

Heroes:

Year One, for keeping classic muscle cars on the streets
NRA, for protecting the rights I never had back home

.. pet code ends -!

My Blog

Hell - as explained by a chemistry student

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term paper.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Inter...
Posted by D.A.V.E on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

Should have stayed in bed....

Of all the stupid accidents you can have, firearms accidents are by far the worst. One is bad, but 3 in a single shooting session is fucking nuts. Dont get me wrong, I'm extremely careful when it come...
Posted by D.A.V.E on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

D.A.V.E.'s stupid jokes (the return)

(heard from Wisdom) WINTER BLONDE As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, &...
Posted by D.A.V.E on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST