DESCRIPTION: Escaped ageing hipster/DJ, 5'6", 154 lbs, fading brown hair somewhere between The Monkees and The Monks. Steely blue eyes, 16 way hips, ingrowing toenails.
CHARACTER TRAITS: Dangerous free thinker in possession of an illegally held imagination. Libertine tendencies. Ability to play 'Walking My Cat Named Dog' by Norma Tanega to a hip young audience without a trace of irony.
WEAPONS: 24/7 critical faculty, intercontinental ballistic tunes, fully loaded musical database, switchable cute/spikey modes, remote controlled giant chicken.<?P>
PREVIOUS FORM: Known to have propagandised in the music press c.1990s. Since then has remained underground restricting himself to occasional guerilla DJ raids. Known associates have included 'The Creature Comfort', 'Mauri The Chef', the 'Terraform' transformers, the Chula Vista Mafia, the 'Fondue' mob, the 'Chips With Everything' gang and an extended lawless spree with the 'Rain Or Shine' family.
RECENT ACTIVITIES: Brought in (from the gutter outside 'Dulcimer') to lend killer tunes, good looks and a highly developed sense of irony to 'Hot Rats' as part of their bid to appeal to the older woman. Looking to get more involved in life in general...now read on...