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(Claude Plays Drums)

Welcome, I bid you welcome, to life inside, the Electric Circus

About Me

I'm just a girl, in the world...that's all that you'll let me be. Actually, I'm a clown, not by trade, it's more of a hobby. I am a portly dude from CNY who used to play drums in a band called Invazion. The band has a page on here too... INVAZION ON MYSPACE . OR YOU CAN GO TO OUR WEBSITE, INVAZION .. I'm one of the coolest, funniest, kindest, most laid back, and attractive people you know. And, if you believe that, I've got a few more to sell ya...... I have a weakness for food, and am way more out of shape than I want to be. I also have poor willpower, and am very lazy. I am also a world class procrastinator. I am into many things. Perhaps too many as I have very little time for them all. Some of my interests include Music, both listening to and performing. My tastes tend to lean toward harder rock. My favorite genre is 80s metal, with classic hard rock being a close second. I love music with memorability (AKA catchiness), Melody, Power, and Harmony. I am also into playing as many instruments as I can, mainly drums which is what Im best at, but I like to dabble in guitar and bass as well. I really like superheroes, and fantasy, and Sci-Fi as well. I like art, and visual things like comic books, and magazines, and video games.I am a self professed pop-culture expert/aficionado. Within that area, 80s nostalgia is of particularly strong interest to me. I like movies, mainly comedies, and action/adventure. My favorite movie is Fast Times At Ridgemont High, with The Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, and Dumb And Dumber all coming in as close seconds. I also am very into The Karate Kid, and have a website devoted to it, check it out here... KKHQ 58178060&n=2"MySpace.comI am not much of a drinker, but partake on occaisonand I am not a drug user at all. I have no interest, nor time, nor money to become sucked into that lifestyle. I guess I am better able to cope with my problems than those who turn to that stuff for theirs. Also, I havent quite the void in my life that those who use drugs to fill one in theirs do. Finally, I am just not into, nor do I get, that kind of fun. Simply put, its not my thing. I just wanted to explain that very clearly. I have no problem with those that smoke weed. However, you should also be able to control yourself. Other drugs in my eyes are dangerous, and unnecessary. I just wanna put out there also that if you use chemicals or alcohol or whatever to an extreme, and drive cars or other irresponsible behaviour, then you are a piece of garbage in my eyes. If anyone ever does such things and hurts me or anyone I care for as a result, I wouldnt hesitate to end your existence in a split second. Just so you know.Other than my super long, and in depth opinion in that subject, Im a pretty humorous dude, who is laid back and very open minded. I like to entertain people, and make them feel good. I guess thats why Im in a band. I like to cook, and am thinking of going to culinary school for more knowledge. As of now, I have no tattoos or piercings, but I plan to change that. I have a couple of things in mind to get tattooed on me, and I would like to have both my ears pierced at some point. I also like long hair,and prefer to have it more often thatn short. However, I am also quite fickle and change my appearance often. I like to draw, and have always been decent at it. I write when I have to and dont really enjoy it, but have been told Im quite good. The saga continues I guess and well see what I can add in the future. I dunno what else to say. Thats pretty much me.

My Interests

Music, drumming, music, guitar, music, metal, music, um....food, bad food more often than not unfortunately, internet, movies, 80's, the color black, video games, superheroes, comics, action figures, star wars, KISS, wrestling, porn, sexual activity, humor, sitcoms, t.v., nostalgia, cartoons.

I'd like to meet:

A few folks... , , , , and anyone who wants to meet me i guess. Leave your comments for me in this nifty box!

Music:

Classic Rock: KISS, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Boston, Tom Petty80's Metal: Stryper, Motley Crue, EZO, Cinderella, Twisted Sister, W.A.S.P.80's pop / rock: Pat Benetar, Culture Club, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, Simple Minds, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, New Order, Dead Or Alive, and on and on and on...."Chick Bands": The Donnas, The Bangles, The Go-Go's, The Runaways, VixenMODERN ROCK: Andrew W.K., Beautiful Creatures, HIM, CKYlot's more, but you get the idea.."I WANNA ROCK"!..

Movies:

All the big ones with multiple sequels...Rocky, Rambo, Star Wars, Karate Kid, Superman, Batman, James Bond, Star Trek, Back To The Future!!! COMEDIES: Fast Times AT Ridgemont High, Dumb And Dumber, Office Space, Clueless, Caddyshack, many, many 80's movies not already mentioned including... The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, Weird Science, etc... ANY Stallone Movie!! and several non categorized films such as Edward Scissorhands, The Crow, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pirates Of The Carribean, ANY Kevin Smith Movie!! Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Moonwalker, Grease, Spice World..fuck off it's funny! and many many more!
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Television:

my fave show ever is Boy Meets World, The simpsons, Family Guy, 90210, That 70's show, Full House, Viva La Bam, Iron Chef, Good Eats, Unwrapped, Howard Stern, MXC, american gladiators, Nickelodeon GAS, Vh1 Classic, Saved By The Bell, Family Ties, ALF, MASH, etc

Books:

Im kinda just getting into reading so bear with me. Here are some of the books I've already enjoyed...Hulk Hogan's autobiography, Kiss and Makeup by Gene Simmons, A Child Called It by Dave Pelzer, any KISS book, Shadows Of The Empire,all books by Michael Moore, The Chronicles Of Narnia series, several Star Wars and Star Trek books, Sly Moves by Sylvester Stallone, The Simpsons: A Complete Guide To Our Favorite Family, & The Batman Handbook.Books I'm currently reading include Cronies by Robert Bryce, 20 Years Of Censored News by Carl Jensen, & All The President's Spin by Ben Fritz. I really want to add Motley Crue's "The Dirt" to the list too.

Heroes:

STALLONE, He-Man, Michael Sweet, anyone who helped keep me alive to this point, and beyond, Batman, Superman, Jack Black, Randi, Bianca, Eric Matthews, Animal the Muppet, anyone who can be considered a "Rennaisance Man", every "Jack Of All Trades", every "Master Of All Trades", anyone who can see beyond the subliminal message driven, consumer, cheap labor, exploitative society of today, and maintain themselves successfully. Michaele Boyce, for enduring more unnecessary bullshit than any human should have to, and EVERY person who endures or has endured extreme hardship and comes out the other side with their sanity, and their psyche in one piece

My Blog

Don't be a TOOL, be true to yourself...

...So I recently watched the Documentary titled "Shut Up And Sing" which is about the backlash, and ramifications felt by the Dixie Chicks after the "controversial" comments made about George W. ...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

Ghostrider review...

Tonight I saw the new Comic Book related film "Ghostrider" starring Nicolas Cage as the man with the flaming skull.  I have to say that even though I wasn't hugely into Ghostrider as a kid, I was...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:19:00 PST

Nutrition advice from a fat guy??!?!

That's right.  Fat as I may be, I don't touch any of the stuff I'm about to give advice on.  Actually, it's more along the lines of truths about certain foods and food ingredients that I off...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

Basic Life Lessons: Vol. 1, "The Givens"

Look I get that most of the blog entries I post are long-winded, opinionated, ramblings that hit you over the head with freezing cold truths about the darker, and often more depressing aspects of...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST

Bill Hicks Is God!

If you don't know who Bill Hicks is then please find out.  He was the greatest comic that ever was.  This guy was exactly what we should all aspire to be, maybe not to his extent, but his id...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

The Articles Of Impeachment Against George W. Bush...

The following was originally written and posted by Joseph A. Palermo of The Huffington Post... Here are four Articles of Impeachment as put forth by the Center for Constitutional Rights. Each of the f...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

BUSH: "Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me."

Ya think?!?!?!   SO in case you haven't heard, Bush is sending 21,500 more troops to Iraq to fight and die in this disgusting, embarrassing, and needless nearly 4 year long debacle.  He deci...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

Quit with all of the fuckin gore!!

I am so sick and damn tired of seeing endless fucking horror movie commercials and all kinds of gory shit plastered everywhere.  If you get off on things like Faces Of Death, or SAW 1, 2,3, or 99...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Beating a dead horse...

Why are so many people so ridiculous?  I always post my opinionated rants about random shit and people's opinions and behavior etc.  I hear so many people continue to talk so much shit about...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

Random Quizzes...Interesting!

What You Really Think Of Your FriendsBianca is your soulmate.You truly love Me.You consider Adam your true friend.You know that Gen is always thinking of you.You'll remember Michael for the rest of yo...
Posted by (Claude Plays Drums) on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST