this just in..... |
so, this morning i dropped my car off at a local auto repair shop before they opened. obviously, i had to leave my keys in the drop box. so i went to work all day. after work and a shower, i walked do...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
Let me introduce meself..... |
My name is Mick. I'm immensely strong. When I were a lad, i could lift up five navvies on the end of a shovel. The reason I never took up martial arts is because I was immensely fearsome and I'd ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
some bloke from the pub.... |
There was this guy there, named Rory Breaker. Some call him the "black dwarf with and afro". He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a dec...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:30:00 GMT |
If I could just say a few words..... |
...I'd be a better public speaker. But seriously folks, I got nothin. Thanks for letting me waste your time. (and money?)
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:35:00 GMT |
What's what |
I am you and what I see is me.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:34:00 GMT |
badly packed kebob |
So, a friend of mine was doing a bit of badger scratching the other day, when he realized the bird was a total Beatrix. Her toothless gibbons was rotten. Like a bit of hanging bacon. She was...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:28:00 GMT |
Up to par.... |
Who am I to point the finger on the old donuts? I once hit a guy with my car, and dumped the body on a golf course....
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:25:00 GMT |
bagels are old donuts! |
A coconut bagel!?!?! Like poison, it tastes!
I was in the gas station today, and I overheard the clerk's conversation with a customer. He says that the bagels they sell are week old donuts. This...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:13:00 GMT |
BULLITEN!!! |
New race discovered living 6 inches under Denver! All named Mortinson. Hideous, hideous creature, they. Just one look, and any mere mortal turns into one of their hideous chud children. True stor...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:06:00 GMT |
which 2 foreign languages are the same...? |
Spanish and Italian are the same language. Well, it looks like I've done you all a great service....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:12:00 GMT |
