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brett

Now, with up to 20% more apathy!

About Me

Special abilities include, but are not limited to: mono-lingual, picking the right line, power-word-stun, stone skipping, epiphanic dvd pausing, selective hearing, time of day guessing (chronomancy), standing directly behind the really tall guy at every show, and of course, psionics.

My Interests

good pop songs, npr, reading, 70's screen wipes, girls with glasses, vampire slayage, poignant montages, travel, film noir, rob roys, grilled cheese, cosmology, making out, d-minor, bill hicks, photography, quint's "indianapolis" monologue, analog delay, twosomes, danny stiles, dramatic horn stabs, french toast, zombie movies, cognitive dissonance, sidecars, apartment ghosts, thrifting, inexplicable key changes, pop tarts, writing, hats, chicken and stars

I'd like to meet:

david a. hess, will sergeant, liane hansen, rupert giles, tom savini, scott simon, lizabeth scott, bruce campbell, george romero, joss whedon, tuco, georges lemaitre, gwen ifill, carl kolchak, danny stiles, martin hannett, pete best. ************************************************************ *

Music:

EchoAndTheBunnymen, NewOrder, JoyDivision, smiths, beatles, U2, DeanMartin, EmmylouHarris, cinerama, clash, NeilDiamond, babybird, DirtyOnPurpose, PeterGabriel, WeddingPresent, JohnnyCash, r.e.m., kinks, DarWilliams, SteelyDan, television, RadioDepartment, Belle&Sebastian, ramones, rush, ChristieFrontDrive, why?, marillion, FieldMice, PhilCollins, carpenters, PinkFloyd, RogerWaters, luna, Galaxie500, genesis, SilverScooter, SunnyDayRealEstate

Movies:

BottleRocket, rushmore, Night/Dawn/DayOfTheDead, AnnieHall, DonnieDarko, ShaunOfTheDead, HotFuzz, LastHouseOnTheLeft, RealGenius, EdWood, TheWickerMan (original), TheJerk, AHardDay'sNight, PeepingTom, EvilDead, UncleBuck, Hitch-Hike, MalteseFalcon, GrizzlyMan, MeanStreets, TheShining, ValleyGirl, BillyJack, HardEight, ReservoirDogs, casablanca, ParisTexas, DeadReckoning, 2001, Phantasm, It'sAWonderfulLife, MidnightCowboy, Let'sScareJessicaToDeath, AmericanMovie, 28DaysLater, FiveEasyPieces, Jaws

Television:

buffy, angel, nova, freaks and geeks, wonderfalls, hell's kitchen, firefly, washington week, mst3k, fawlty towers, seinfeld, kolchak - the night stalker, news hour, keeping up appearances

Books:

bill bryson, cosmology, i am legend, please kill me, his dark materials, stephen baxter, klosterman, european history, vampire crap, diane duane, sedaris on ipod, music bios, 1001 ways to inflict pain on cheney

Heroes:

i love that song!